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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, November 20, 2019

WEDNESDAY #3982

One Of My Very Own
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AND AWRY WE GO

She is being a real trooper about it.
But then there's this prick...
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 A man in Hawaii dies after falling into a lava tube in his yard.
Well done.
 "Well done"...get it?
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Only in Russia...

I assume it's a flash-bang.
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This just gets better and better.
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He can say goodbye to that deposit on the wetsuit.
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They look so...normal.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE

Good luck in prison, asshole.
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You've got to respect the guy whose job it is to wash the pizza cutter.

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OKAY I'M IMPRESSED

I haven't seen one of these in a while.
I still find them fascinating. 
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It reminds me of the boars whose tusks are allowed to grow around and through its jaw just to make a bracelet.
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 My favorite.

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Same Cactus - 1895-Today - Near Guadalajara, Mexico
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This HDR image of the solar eclipse in 2017 was recently released for the first time, and it shows one of the most detailed depictions of a solar corona ever taken. Image credit: Sebastian Voltmer.

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It is AMONG the largest.
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Somebody knows how to cook.

Iron skillets are the best.
But they don't have one of these.


That makes the world's very best cornbread.
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You parents know what I'm talking about...
My wife does that with her marijuana stash. 
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A guy wrote:
"My grandpa lost his finger 50 years ago when he went to jump off a farm truck and his class ring got caught. Never found his finger, but a few years ago my uncle found the ring with a metal detector."


And that, Gentle Reader, is why you can't wear a ring while maintaining Air Force planes.
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Armored gloves from about 1500
Those things look lethal.
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Now the facts.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
Skip down to the fifth paragraph for the gist of the argument.

Remember the study that said growing up around farm animals helped strengthen children's immune systems.
 I concur.


But I guess you can push the issue too far.

Those are fucking alligators!
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 MOVIES THE ARTFORM
 Think of all the people who have to work very hard to make a great movie, but I give much of the credit to the writers.

This is what I say whenever I'm asked how I am.



And think of people who can, on-demand, do the things with their face and body that is necessary.
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Fuck birthdays! At my age, my wife gets mad at me for forgetting her name!

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THE THINGS WE DO TO LANGUAGE


I had to ask Gary the Painter about that. He told me that there are characters in Lord of the Rings who eat two breakfasts....and brunch before lunch. 
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[verification needed] 
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That couldn't be truer.
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"Cause that's the way we've always done it" is the mantra of every conservative.
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People say "Go big or go home" as if going home was a bad thing. Hell yeah, I wanna go home and I'm gonna take a nap when I get there.

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THAT WHICH IS SELDOM SEEN


Do you think the body of the horse is done with different thicknesses of cut hair? 
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I've never seen a cute bat before. 
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 But proceed with all due caution.
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You do what you gotta do.
Example #1
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Example #2

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Might be the most eclectic group of white people I've ever seen.
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Remember this from a decade ago?
Can we assume Russia?
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I find that very funny. 
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 I studied this for a long, long time and found nothing.


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 Everything you have ever wanted to know about shooting a handgun.
 Without looking down your finger point at something. You get pretty damn close even with your arm held to the side of your body.
 I was told that when shooting from the hip you simply allow the barrel to be an extension of your finger.
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 Who is the better flipper?
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 That last one applies to climate deniers also.
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 And here he is all grown up, now a master of the bite your own leg trick.
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2 comments:

Scott James said...

Puzzle time = last uber.
See sticker in window

Anonymous said...

Not being American I can't tell for sure, but your puzzling picture of a vehicle looks like it could be a hearse, in which case, notice the Uber sign on the rear window.

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