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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, November 27, 2019

WEDNESDAY #3989

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: 
ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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HK elects freedom!


Hong Kong student activist, Joshua Wong, is awarded the Westminster Award for Human Rights.
Those young people will be their Washington and Jefferson or their Robert E. Lee and Jeb Stuart. The victors write the history.
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FUN WITH LANGUAGE
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The internet has ruined me.
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There's a lot of that going around...
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I just don't get it. Before I got my tattoos the guy showed me what he was going to write about twelve times to make sure it was correct. 
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I forget whether it's a repost or not. Sorry. 
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Fatalist
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That took me much longer than it should have.
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There is a toilet somewhere in the world that has the record for most shits taken in it and no one knows which one it is.

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THE RARELY SEEN


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$450 million way to cook a goose.
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The way this airsoft gun shoots...
 As I understand it, it's just a fancy BB gun that is powered by an air compressor.
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How the fuck is that legal?
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Non-Returning Boomerang 
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Talk about your weird juxtapositions. 
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How is the chain secured to the sole of the shoe?
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The last time I went to the doctor I checked off "excessive crying" and the nurse told me that was meant for babies.

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PEOPLE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME


Photo credit: Leo Thomas (ig: theolator). Per his caption:
"This is Zamanbol, one of just ten eagle huntresses in Mongolia keeping this old tradition alive. She's part of a Kazakh nomad family living in the Altai region of Mongolia. During the week, she goes to school in the city; on the weekends she visits her family and trains with her bird of prey alongside her brother." 
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This was choreographed by a professional?
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She's drinking beer out of the mouth of a fish that is having beer poured through its gills! 
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I would like to meet that guy. 
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 Max 'Stash
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If an object is large enough it becomes a location.

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MORE SERIOUS MATTERS



 This is the tear gas literally flooding the street.


You do know this asshole is in charge for the rest of his life.


But then I see images like this.

With a lethal resistance like that along with Molotov Cocktails, you are just inviting a lethal reponse from the authorities.
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE

Just ANOTHER reason to legalize it.
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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Why hasn't the Nile shifted in position and changed course over time, as is typically the case with rivers of this size?
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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Got time on your hands?
 Get off the fucking internet and get a hobby.
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[verification needed]
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Venice
 We could just recycle last year's images and nobody would know.
 But that is not so much a flood but a +187cm high tide.
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Waves of garbage crash off the coast of the Dominican Republic. This is a moral crisis: we need an eco-revolution.
Click here to watch this disaster in motion:
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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Find someone who looks at you like the mother looks at her son.

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I had an Art History professor who asked the class what questions they would like on the exams AND followed through with it.
When I taught at the University level I did the same thing.
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 I don't really know what that means but I'm pretty sure we are supposed to laugh at it.
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 Just ask any 14-year-old if he believes in talking snakes. Go ahead, I dare you.
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 Why wouldn't he just lay down?
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