FOLIO OLIO

One Of My Very Own

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ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW TO USE A CAMERA

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You can feel the emotion.
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Those things are huge.

If it can be tamed once it could have been done a million times. Why was it not?
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These photographs were taken by Stanley Kubrick for LOOK magazine before he became a filmmaker, circa 1945-1950

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If I had a nickel for every time I got confused I'd be like "Where'd this nickel come from?"

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S.T.E.M. MATTERS

SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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When galaxies collide... Simulation pauses to show real images from Hubble.

That was one of the most impressive demonstrations I have ever seen.
I heard that when galaxies collide the chances of a star hitting another star are remote.
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[verification needed]
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A man carries another man's DNA in his sperm after a bone marrow transplant.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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Pigs engineered to have a small number of monkey cells have been brought to full term and were even born alive, surviving for a few days after birth. Although the piglets died, it is claimed the experiment - performed in China - marks a major milestone for the future of lab-grown organs.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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The amount of cookies I've watched the Cookie Monster waste due to his bullshit chewing makes me sick.

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UNFORTUNATE INCIDENTS

You all need to be warned against this from time to time.

In the military, the instructor simply tells you that if you point your rifle at ANYTHING other than the target, he would shoot you.
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Why storing fireworks in your home is illegal.

As a well-trained memeologist, I recognized that reference immediately.

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Remember this?

I only reposted it because it's a great segue.
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The new Star Wars movie forgot to make the creatures fun and magical. It's just normal rabbits and pigs and stuff running around in space. Sorry.

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THOSE WITH SKILLS I DON'T HAVE

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Another nice grab...

He grabbed someone else's dropped phone.
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Would they actually have phones in all those boxes?

I wonder if that technique would work on this machine.

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So, and hear me out, what if Mr. Miyagi actually paid those schoolboys to bully that kid so he could get his chores done for free?
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Credit: Hank Cheng

I am fascinated by this little models.

But something bothers me.

Do the artists make the props or are they simply purchased out of a catalog?
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Stop to appreciate the duck...

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People say New Yorkers are mean but a woman on the subway once tapped me on the shoulder to say “Hey man the dude next to you is pissing himself you better book it.”

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What kind of luxury airline is that?
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PERSONAL OBSERVATIONS

Back when phones were invincible, and clothing came with a designated pocket for when we actually didn't have it in our hands.
It's obsolete now since they never leave our hands.
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Origami Table

I wonder if you can do a square table the same way.
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Hearts of Stone

I smile when I see someone who shares my hobby.

Here are some of mine.

I had my elementary students decorate the tags for me.
I call that "Brass Tacks and Hearts of Stone."
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I just don't understand those who are against Medicare for All. Ensuring the people's welfare should be of the highest priority for the government.
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I totally agree.
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I wouldn't mind the ads if they were tucked off on the side, but most are so intrusive as to be infuriating.
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The caption read:
"Finally fit into my goal weight jeans I bought exactly one year ago!"

He BOUGHT those pants new? Jeez.
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I love the creative use of language.

Try this one.

Here's a hint...

And this oddity jumped out at me immediately...

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As you age, one day you get a backache and it never...goes...away.
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My wife is the curser in our family. She came out of a public bathroom at a fundraiser and as she walked down the hall passed the long line of women a woman opened the door and shouted that my wife had left her phone. My wife shouted "Fuck!" and immediate a voice returned, "Debbie's here!" And then the women laughed and laughed.
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Face swap with Trump and ape that I found hilarious.

SAUCE: MASH THIS
The latest Trump quote: "The cross is a powerful symbol of Christmas."
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I know so many miserable men who stay in a loveless marriage.
I counsel against it.
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Bread is my favorite food.

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I'm not a guy who usually wants the government telling me or anyone else how to live their lives, but...BUT this matter demands our lawmakers' attention...immediately.

Fuck this kind of parent.

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