One Of My Very Own
It really bugs me that my missing the omission of the word "a" was allowed through my elaborate and almost perfect screening process.
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PEOPLE DOING THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T
There was a clip of a guy shaving designs onto a horse.
This is his tattoo.
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Pole Dancing?
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How embarrassing.
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A sail as large as that tent will push a huge sailboat at 35 mph. So, yeah, it's powerful.
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True evil knows no bounds.
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If I have the physics right I think it would be much easier going down.
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Add modesty to his list of virtues.
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It's called emoting and these guys were masters.
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I'll be along shortly.
Shortly.
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True evil knows no bounds.
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If I have the physics right I think it would be much easier going down.
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**IKIARBISW
Sir Adrian Carton de Wart, wrote a book called "Happy Odyssey" but left out how he earned the Victoria Cross so the editor had to add it in.Add modesty to his list of virtues.
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It's called emoting and these guys were masters.
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Shortly.
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A much catchier response than "I forgot"
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Josef Stalin had high hopes for the census taken in the Soviet Union in 1937. Eleven years after the last census, it was sure to give him fodder to brag about the growing and prosperous empire he ruled. But the results were opposite and more in tune with the real issues of Soviet society and the cost of Stalin’s leadership. The census revealed that only 7 million more citizens were added to the country, far less than the projected growth rate—the result of alarmingly high deaths caused by the famine of 1932-34, the World War and the almost ritualistic, politically-driven purges carried out by Stalin against any person and community he disagreed with. Stalin was also surprised when more than half of the population declared themselves to be religious. After a decade of anti-religious persecution, he had hoped that there would be more atheists. So how did Stalin react? You guessed it- he arrested the census takers and statisticians and executed some of them. But the failings of the 1937 census went far beyond unexpected results.
Congratulations.... you're fired.
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"Can you describe the perfect boyfriend?"
"Probably one that lasts longer than five minutes."
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The Soviet Census Debacle of 1937
Josef Stalin had high hopes for the census taken in the Soviet Union in 1937. Eleven years after the last census, it was sure to give him fodder to brag about the growing and prosperous empire he ruled. But the results were opposite and more in tune with the real issues of Soviet society and the cost of Stalin’s leadership. The census revealed that only 7 million more citizens were added to the country, far less than the projected growth rate—the result of alarmingly high deaths caused by the famine of 1932-34, the World War and the almost ritualistic, politically-driven purges carried out by Stalin against any person and community he disagreed with. Stalin was also surprised when more than half of the population declared themselves to be religious. After a decade of anti-religious persecution, he had hoped that there would be more atheists. So how did Stalin react? You guessed it- he arrested the census takers and statisticians and executed some of them. But the failings of the 1937 census went far beyond unexpected results.
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"Probably one that lasts longer than five minutes."
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My muscle memory: Remember when we had abs?
Me: *presses “Continue” on Netflix
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FUN WITH LANGUAGE
All things Ralph...
I don't get it.
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Remember that prick?
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[at Super Bowl party]
Age 24: LET’S GET DRUNK
Age 34: LET’S PARTAAAAY, but only until 8pm because I work tomorrow
Age 44: EVERYONE BE QUIET THE COMMERCIALS ARE ON
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SHIT YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAMN DAY
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A group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they passed out in a tea garden.
But look at their exact same sleeping posture.
*MNBT
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Designer: How big should the gap between the car’s front seat and center console be?
Boss: Big enough for your phone to fall through.
Designer: And also big enough for your hand to retrieve it?
Boss: haha oh goodness no.
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THAT WHICH IS SCIENCY
If a passing photon is a bit too close to a black hole, it will get trapped in orbit. This creates what is called a "photon ring" or "photon sphere", a perfect ring of light predicted to surround the black hole, inside the inner rim of the accretion disc, but outside the event horizon.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
♬ Clang Clang Clang went the Martian lander! ♬
What kind of Saucer-y is that?
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