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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, April 8, 2020

WEDNESDAY #4122

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: 
ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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My favorite site is almost totally devoid of humor. Damn you pandemic!
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FAMOUS VOICE ACTORS 
AND THEIR ROLES

 


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A cop just yelled at me and took away my glow sticks. That’s the last time I go to a search party.

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THAT WHICH IS SCIENCY

Seems Safe...
 
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Another demonstration of the Magnus Effect...
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Her papers from the 1890s are considered too dangerous to handle. Even her cookbook is highly radioactive. 
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Zagreb, Croatia earthquake

Only one injury - which is extraordinary.
 

 This building lost the tip of a spire, but it was undergoing maintenance and the scaffolding cover was painted to resemble the structure.
How very, very clever.
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Imagine if towels weren't invented, you'd get out of the shower and just, like... wait.

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HUMAN DIVERSITY

A few 1950s children's Halloween costumes
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This is the way I like my cookies...


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Danny Trejo wearing a Danny Trejo mask.
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This from a Netflix movie. Everywhere the main character drove there was always a parking place right out front - including the state football championship game below.
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I gave out an audible moan watching this...
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 Nooooooooooo...
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While most of us are in isolation, I highly recommend you listen to this man on the latest episode of the Jocko Podcast. It is rather long but worth it.  
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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I am absolutely that guy. 
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So very sad. 
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Just kidding. They reversed the clip above.
The man is being given a puppy.

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Never try to leap and grasp while drunk.
 
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He just needs a little motivation...

Hahahabananaha! 
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Now he's just showing off.
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Cattail = not food
Corndog = is food 
 
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[Picasso's Blue Period]

Picasso: Holy shit, call a gynecologist!


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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL

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This picture is phenomenal...Taken by Mark Smith.
An Osprey Moments before it plucks its unsuspecting prey from below the surface of the water. Known for going deep for their target, Osprey close their (clearly visible) third semi-transparent eyelid called a nictitating membrane. It acts like goggles and helps them see clearly beneath the water. 
Here is one in action...
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That guy she tells you not to worry about...
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How a bat urinates.
 I know I've shown you that before but I hadn't noticed how they shake it just like human males.
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Your mother is so fat she outweighs the needs of the many.

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AMERICAN HEALTH CARE



















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SCARING PEOPLE MAY BE DETRIMENTAL TO YOUR HEALTH 
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 The bigger the dog the greater need for good training.
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5 comments:

Scott James said...

Puzzle time: I'm guessing 8 holes.
Neck, 2 arms, torso, two in front, and two in back.

Robin said...

The shirt has seven holes. One for the neck, and two for the arms, two in the front of the shirt, and because we can see through it, two more in the back.

Anonymous said...

I appreciated your cartoon voice actors shown in section A. Too bad it is missing all the Pixar voices especially John Ratzenberger who I believe appeared in all of them.

Anonymous said...

clearly 8 holes
that took me about 9 seconds to figure out.

Anonymous said...

Thank YOU for making me laugh when there is so much to worry about.
YOU ROCK!
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