SATURDAY #4168

One Of My Very Own

They can't all be gems.
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MORONS, IDIOTS, AND IMBICELS

There are laws in some states that require you to remove the trailer hitch when it's not in use.
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Wait I think she misread that one.


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Too long for the inside...

 So let's just strap it on the roof...SIDEWAYS!!!

 But he was stopped by the cops a couple of miles down the road...

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"Fuck social distancing." 
- All Brazilians apparently
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Her face actually bounced.
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Speaking of bouncing...

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Nothing comes between a man and his lawn.

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He must be drunk out of his mind.
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How did your grandpa get dementia and forget EVERYTHING except the racism?

(they do that you know)

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S.T.E.M. MATTERS

 And all you have to do to save all that fuel is have them stop vertically instead of horizontally.

SOURCE: CLICK HERE

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A bridge in China started to vibrate in the wind. Authorities decided to seal off the traffic.

 
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I will never tire of images like that. 
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Why don't more airplanes have that?
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My brother, the professional bass fisherman, had a pair of those and they were indeed amazing.
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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That's true, you know.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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I once took a woman back to a hotel who was in town from Canada back when I was sweet. I kept taking her clothes off but she was wearing so many layers. After a good half hour of peeling, I finally reached the center only to find… nothing. Only the slightest scent of maple.

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SOCIAL DIALOGUE

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Growing up in Alabama we all said Cocola.  
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*MNBT  
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I concur. 
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[verification needed] 
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That's bullshit. Remember the old song: "If you're happy and you know it"? I have met my true soulmate and I want everyone to know it is possible.
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"Immorality with trees",,,?  
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So fucking what? He's an old man now. Let him his life normally.  
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His is an extraordinary saga.  
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE

That's true!

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Me: *picks up cat* sorry, Mittens, desperate times call for desperate measures.

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THAT WHICH IS SELDOM SEEN

Figuring that out took me much longer than it should have. 
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It's called problem-solving.  
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Speaking of...

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110 years ago, in Iowa

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Can we just assume that's a little tiny person and a little tiny table?

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If the above was a scene in a movie what would be the name of the movie?
21 Plump Street
Starchy and Husky
Law & Order: Specials Menu Unit
Brooklyn 999
Boys in Blue-Cheese
The Thick Blue Line
Magnum P.I.E.
Hill Street Chews
MEAL Team 6
Law and Order BMI
Oscar and Meyer
Gravy Seals
Diet Hard
Adam 312
S.W.E.A.T.
Lard and Odor.

The Outlaw Jersey Whales

Why would Ector County, a small county in west Texas with a population of less than 200,000 need heavy equipment like that?

"Heavy equipment" - no pun intended.
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https://i.imgur.com/BHTPSjH.mp4

https://imgur.com/gallery/TmBtISw

https://imgur.com/gallery/k3Yjai3

https://imgur.com/gallery/U3yyJBh

https://i.imgur.com/A9TGisv.mp4 

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