FRIDAY #4230

One Of My Very Own

PONDERABLES

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I have never gotten into social media platforms. 
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Time Capsule

"Well, black-faced doll goes right back in."
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 Just shut the fuck up. It is a species imperative!
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An actress isn’t actually who they are portraying?!

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This was the greatest of cartoons. It had multiple storylines, jokes, history, etc. 
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE

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China mystery: Strange noise causes thousands to flee their village over huge earthquake fears.

You really, really need to listen to this shit:
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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If you don’t post proof of my bubble bath…did it even actually happen?

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST

I bet that happens often. 
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 That's cool and all but I found two hearts of stone.

I can't help it.
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A brilliant solution to the problem. 
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It keeps the beer cool. 
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The truth behind the loading bar...

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Guess what this is...

 The foot of a mosquito
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 Attention-Drawing Solid Gold Mask

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It was 1943, and the city of Harvard in Clay County, Nebraska, decided to dispose of unused plots of land by selling them at $1.50 apiece. Upon seeing this great offer, a 16-year-old man named Robert Pinckney decided that he wanted some for himself so that he can build victory gardens in summer. But upon seeing the list of plots on sale, Robert saw that the plot of land in which the jailhouse stands was also one of the properties on sale so he bought it. 
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 I have heard that an adult hog will do the same thing.
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My wife and I decided to be more honest with each other. In related news, I've been sleeping on the couch.

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PEOPLE DOING THING I CAN'T OR WON'T DO

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Here is the very special moment the French ex-prime minister visited a school and won a game of dominoes.

True. 
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 Ichiro opens the "basket" on the second ball and puts in the first ball he just threw at that moment. 
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Notice guns to head. 
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Take a guess...

She is having freckles removed. 
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Florida Man catches huge tarpon in Rainbow Unicorn blow-up.

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Mrs. Lemon: Hi honey. Good day at work?

Mr. Lemon: Awful. Care for some homemade lemonade?

Mrs. Lemon: Where… where are the kids?

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"Taxidermist!"
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MAN'S BEST FRIEND

Cats need not apply

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They are always glad to see you...

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You can dress them up...

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You can fuck with them and they won't get mad...

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The patience of Job...

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And you can always find a dog that matches your personality...

 
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You can make athletes out of dogs...

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You can teach them to work for you...

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They are often goofy as hell...

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 She finds out that not all dogs are friendly...

It was a sea lion.
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There are other kinds of pets, of course...

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Ducks are candidates...

"IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!", she screams manically.

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