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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, August 30, 2020

SUNDAY #4267

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: 
ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

(Moan)
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As an old warehouse worker that touched me. 
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I almost missed the punchline. 
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 I almost missed that punchline also.
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People were asked for story plots.










Some of those were pretty damn good.
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“People are acting crazy,” says the interviewed shopper with the shopping cart piled high with every loaf of bread in the store.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


That reminds me of this guy's head. 
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A drop of water falling on a sharp point.
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A waterfall of molten rock...

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                                                               **IKIARBISW
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Letter Sorting Machine
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I'm assuming that most of that hardware is fake. 
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Anthénea floating hotel suite is an eco-friendly, ultimate luxury, floating circular pod that can either be purchased as a second home or rented as a hotel suite. Each pod features solar panels, a popup solarium roof for dining, 360° water views with an underwater observatory, and smart home automation. The pod is also fully furnished, with a large round bed, curved sofa. 
RH: Yeah like a rectangular bed and sofa would work in that environment.
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"Small vases"...yeah we'll go with that.
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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I've mentioned before that I have one of these.

My grandson sent it to me and he's the last thing I think about every night after turning it off.
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My MacBook asked if I wanted to update now, tonight or when the 2nd wave hits.

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I know the feeling.
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THE HUMAN MENAGERIE


Netflix gifted these low budget movie mimickers from Africa with movie-making equipment.
The Ikorodu Bois from Nigeria. 
Some of their very clever work: CLICK HERE
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I usually put clever life hacks in my public service announcement section but this one is special.
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Altruism is a beautiful thing.
**IKIARBISW 
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Sometimes the interlopers are unpreventable.
 And...
 And sometimes there are accidents...
 But this motherfucker ought to have his ass kicked...
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Option 1: It was the box with the ring.
Option 2: It was an empty box and they were just fucking with him...or her.
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That was a 150' leap. I once leaped from 50' and I remember beginning my inhale as soon as I left the platform and my lungs were fully inflated and I wasn't even halfway to the water.
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This is one lucky bastard.
Here's a longer version...
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

B9: i saw that on Jay Leno's garage. Its real. You can watch the video on yourube.

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