FRIDAY #4272

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

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This looks about right...

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Me: Who invited that girl? She’s so childish.

Wife: She’s 7 and it’s her birthday. We named her after your grandmother.

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IT'S NEWS TO ME

Auschwitz, circa 1942

China, Circa 2020

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What's with the smiley face? Jeez.
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 Hundreds of fourteenth-century coins were discovered in the western Czech Republic, near the Kladruby Monastery, by a couple out for a walk. “As they were walking through the forest, they spotted a few coins, two made of gold and one of silver, lying on the ground,” explained archaeologist Milan Metlička of the Museum of West Bohemia. “They were probably dug up by some forest animals, most likely by wild pigs.” The couple then pulled up a large stone in the ground, found the coin cache, and alerted authorities. The coins include gold ducats bearing the image of Holy Roman Emperor Charles IV, Albrecht of Austria, and Rupert of the Palatinate; ducats from the Hanseatic city of Lübeck; more than 300 silver groschen minted in Bohemia; and groschen bearing the image of John of Bohemia, the Duke of Luxembourg. Metlička said the monastery was located on a medieval trade route that connected Prague and Nuremberg, although researchers do not know why the coins might have been hidden. 

SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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Death Valley temp

That's a couple of weeks old. 
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YOU CAN'T EAT PETS!!!

Not even this guiltiest dog I have ever seen...

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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

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PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS FUCKING WITH ONE ANOTHER

"Damn it, Carl, we're live!" 

I think somebody turned the treadmill on without telling him.
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Listen to the mayhem: CLICK HERE

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Maskhole destroys ice cream shop

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What do you think the man is yelling at the kid? Surely he doesn't think the kid did that intentionally. 
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When humans run out of humans to fuck with they will fuck with animals...

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It wouldn't surprise me if the crane guy did that just to fuck with the ground crew.
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Fishermen have been doing that to fellow fishermen since the invention of fishing.
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The caption read: Don't try this at home. Like you show someone something like KNOWING they are going to try it at home.
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How not to use a military-grade flare...

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"Oh, no, that ship is sinking!"
"Let's gawk at it."

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That HAD to hurt!
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Praying Mantis 3D Printing A Grass Hopper From His Own Vomit

(that's not true)
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Kid learning a valuable physics lesson...

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Yeah, Mom meant to do that.
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If you aren't happy single you won't be happen taken. Happiness comes from drugs, not relationships.

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PEOPLE WHO SEEM TO KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING

Harold, 35 years ago as an electrical engineer, before he became the hide the pain meme!

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Parents at their daughter’s wedding.

I've stated many times that I believe interbreeding is the only way to defeat racism.
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I would have loved to be a location scout for movies.
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In America, we usually just put vinegar and salt on them.
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My exact reaction when I discovered PornHub. 
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Nice.
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Remember this?

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I'm assuming Iowa has a bunch of missile silos.
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Do you see yourself as the shovel guy or the trowel guy? 
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Pay attention to genius...

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That's not how you play the game.
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Total lack of situational awareness. 
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https://imgur.com/gallery/rEpqFHZ

https://imgur.com/gallery/n9hM4SI

https://imgur.com/gallery/W5imO8v 

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