WENESDAY #4305

 One Of My Very Own.

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RANDOM ODDNESSES

Watch carefully...

I actually think the trailer absorbed most of the energy of the crash.

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An interesting rural village in Poland 

How very odd.

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Care to guess which country?

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That is what happens with lax building codes.

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Every time a see an elephant's foot I think about it having more or less the same bones in the same configuration as humans.

The difference being that thick pad of fat under the heel.

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Now you can talk directly to your computer's motherboard.

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This puppy establishing its dominance...

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Ducks demand respect.

They can run, swim, dive, and fly...and they taste great! What's not to love?

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Festival of Kite Balloons

That last one reminds me of my cock ring.

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Ascidians also known as Skeleton Panda Sea Squirts 

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"...Beating you with jumper cables" juxtaposed with "Is everything alright at home?" Damn.

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This Tibetan Cherry tree looks like it's made of copper.

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Here, we have the male of the species, giving birth to a circular saw.

You should be very careful about wearing loose-fitting clothing around anything with moving parts.

That guy had every article of clothing ripped off but survived with only a few broken ribs and a bunch of cuts and bruises.

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Think of all the engineering that went into that.

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This tree has 1 branch of an apple tree and the rest is a normal tree.

"Normal"

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The proudest I have ever been was the day my daughter got her Ph.D.

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SOURCE: CLICK HERE

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Might want to add some commas.

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Good thing he's not a wide receiver.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

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But it's just an unknown species of crustacean.

I was fanaticizing about some caveman jacking off on a pine tree that was oozing resin.

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That is much harder than it looks.

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Multiple Confirmed tornados with the hurricane resulted in sharks literally being pulled out of powerlines in Mobile, Alabama.

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Wait for it...

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Merica

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The thin line between odd and insane.

So, what difference does that make?

Ask these people:

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Sneezing with a mask on feels like shitting your pants with your face.

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A BIO OF SORTS

I was a bartender all those years and swore I would never be one of those assholes.

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This exact same thing happened when I was living in married student housing at the university.

Only mine was directly above the tub which made clean-up much easier.

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Donating her body to science while still alive.

I admire every single one of the people helping to develop a vaccine for the rest of us.

My renter is doing it and he said it was for my wife and me. I found it genuinely touching.

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I'm a dog guy. They will love you for just being you.

Cats on the other hand are just very good at murder.

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That is a baptismal pool.

The one at the church I once attended had an all-glass front and when girls put on their flimsy white gown and entered the pool the gown became more or less transparent. A good time was had by all...boys.

I used to ask many questions - most of which could not be answered.

I knew religion was a scam when I was told I was not allowed to ask hard questions.

I sat there so I could sneak out when the preacher turned his back.

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Marriage has taught me many valuable lessons, not the least of which is that ads like this must be ignored at all costs.

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This is just one reason why iceberg climbing never really caught on...

I have been honing my situational awareness skills and my threat assessment my whole life and can assure you that I would never do either of these things.

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Many non-artists don't realize that most of us throw away 90% of what we produce because it just isn't up to our standards.

Well, you have to be smart about it. I picked murals because there were very few muralists. And also nobody knew what a mural should cost so it was a matter of whatever the market would bear.

I was once asked to paint a mural similar to this. I ask him where the wall was located and he said, "I thought you found the wall."

I told him that I made $500 a day and it didn't matter whether I was painting or driving around looking for a wall. He declined.

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I love Raggae.

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That's about how I feel about my blog. There is a guy who regularly tells me how much he hates my stuff. Why would he regularly view a blog he hates? It's not like I send it to you. He had to go looking for it.

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I have never understood such male grooming. I call it preening and find it embarrassing.

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That's me. Can't stand silence.

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I've never understood the revulsion over urine when a bunch of people drinks it. How foul can it be?

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I've had two jobs since I left high school. Even in the military I would maintain nuclear missiles by day and smuggle by night.

Teaching allowed me plenty of time to paint my murals since I only taught 160 days a year.

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I don't know that many people but I have met THREE men who admitted to fucking their sisters when they were young teenagers. And in all three cases, it was the girls who initiated the sin.

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I've owned a couple of VWs with rotted out floors. A no parking sign is great for covering the whole driver's side floorboard. Fits perfectly.

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The other day I caught myself throwing the silverware in the trash and the used paper napkin in the sink.

It sucks being old.

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I have a facial expression that expresses the same sentiment.

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I HATE restaurants with chefs at the table doing silly shit like that.

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Somehow I have become obsessed with runaway tires.

Seeing one in person is the only item on my bucket list.

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It worked for me more times than you can imagine.

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The more absurd the better.

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I very seldom drink hard liquor but when I do it's a Bloody Mary and I love them.

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I have mentioned before that I wrote a novel titled "The Double Yolked Egg Man" and the stories I wrote are as true to me as memories in real life and the characters are my friends...or my enemies...depends.

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I appreciate dark humor more than most people.

And lately, there has been a bountiful harvest.

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