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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, November 11, 2020

WENESDAY #4340

 One Of My Very Own

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FUN ODDITIES

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Like mother like daughter

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It's not difficult to take care of a child. It's difficult to do anything else while taking care of a child.


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GET LEARNT

For whatever reason, I assumed this was a guy when I posted it a few weeks ago. I was wrong.




How very wonderful.
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I am astounded by the maskless and the improper wearing. We, as a society, are so very stupid.
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Decades ago my wife gave her father this ashtray and after his death, it is a prized heirloom.
I fell off the table and the welds broke. A sad day.
If any of you know where I can purchase a replacement please let me know.
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But when you think about it, you give the valet the crank key and you keep the glove box and trunk key to secure your valuables.
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To hear this magnificent fellow belt out and old classic: CLICK HERE
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In 1372, according to legend, Yi Kaizhan was hired to build a fort along the Great Wall of China.

 He ordered the exact number of bricks he needed. When his judgment was questioned, he added one more brick. That brick was never used.

SOURCE: CLICK HERE

Note: Many people think that is bullshit.
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Barber shop’s first dollar earned.

He worked hard to get his license then saved up money to pay rent then within weeks covid hit. Shit like that is happening all over the country.
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There is no excuse for that.
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I would try to smoke dope in it.
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Rain Line Moving Fast

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Growing crystals in potassium ferricyanide (29 hours)

"Waiter, there's something growing in my soup."

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I'm thinking they speeded the film up to make it scarier.
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But it is not without hazards.
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Roads? Where we are going, we don't need roads.

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Specialized tool for a specialized job.
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Cremation is much cheaper, cleaner and doesn’t tie up real estate.

Here are some things left in the comments:


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For the second time in only a matter of months, a cable accident has occurred at the Arecibo Observatory in Puerto Rico, causing yet more damage to one of the world's largest and most powerful radio telescopes.


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Do you shake the gas pump handle when you're done or are you rich?


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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL

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Fuck cats.
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When I saw how big that thing was I wondered how he got so large on just ants. Here's what I found:

An anteater's tongue can flick up to 160 times per minute, helping to lap up as many as 35,000 ants and termites they swallow whole each day! As they eat, they also swallow small pebbles and other debris. These items help them digest the insects by grinding them in the stomach. In addition to ants and termites, anteaters also eat soft-bodied grubs, soft fruits, and birds' eggs. Anteaters in zoos also eat things like fruits, hard-boiled eggs, ground beef, and dog food.

They grow to 8 feet and 140 pounds.

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How very sad.
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Coyote gets brain freeze

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There are two kinds of dogs. That one.
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Here's the other kind...
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Do you think it was trained to do that?
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When you own a dog there is no excuse for boredom.
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Could that be true?
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The difference between dogs and cats.
And...
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ALL GAVE SOME
SOME GAVE ALL
ONE HAD BONE SPURS

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ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

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Ladies and Gentlemen, your next President and Vice President!

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Don't forget the sorting machines and canceling overtime.
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Do you remember this?
If I were Biden I would stand right in front of the new "unscalable" White House wall and use the same line on Mr. Trump.
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This was my wife...
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Voting districts in Arizona (left) vs Native American reservations (right).

Native American man dances in the street in Albuquerque.

He's telling the story of defeating an enemy.

This Men's Northern Traditional Style.


The reservations are getting decimated by covid and Trump does nothing. Revenge is sweet.

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We aren’t allowed to eat inside but we can eat inside as long as the inside is outside.

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*MNBT

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THE LIGHTER SIDE OF TRUMPLESSNESS





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Want to hear the giggles? CLICK HERE
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In case that doesn't load.

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2 comments:

Crashsq said...

B3 - Sorry for your loss. Search this number on ebay 124361305341 It was the closest I found.

Steve said...

Puzzle: Grape

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