One Of My Very Own
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I love well made Tomales more than any other food...except a well-made duck.
The trick is to feed both chicken and beef into the grinder.
According to the internet that happens quite often.
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I wonder if there are words like moist in other cultures?
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What a wonderful observation.
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Have we all lost our minds?
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I would bet money that those words have never been arranged in a sentence before.
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If you keep a drink in both hands you can't touch your face.
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I have used that phrase numerous times - in and out of the military.
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My wife and I have mutual respect for our weirdness. I would have it no other way.
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Why science? Because you can prove science.
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That's the best part of being old. I don't have to do ANYTHING I don't want to do.
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The less educated love making every argument a yes/no, all/none, or all good/all bad issue.
Just because we don't let corporations drill in protected areas DOES NOT mean we are going to run out of oil.
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When on sports teams, in the military, as part of a school faculty, etc, I never cared about where they came from, the color of their skin, their religion, etc. I just decided to live my whole life with that attitude.
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I once puckered my ass so hard that it pulled my socks up.
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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL
Just another reason for me to love ducks...
Quack, quack mutha fucka
Said to be "Ducks rescued a penguin that was hunted by falcons."
Someone commented that they were immature falcons practicing hunting? Can't imagine 4 adults hunting like that. I could be wrong tho.
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The best revenge is served immediately.
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Sorrel Peacock Leopard Appaloosa
That dog looked at that wire just like humans look at anything they trip over.
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I'm thinking it's a training mission.
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My parrot died today. Its last words were, "Fuck, I think my parrot is about to die."
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THAT WHICH IS SELDOM SEEN
Not me and my crew. We don't take our backing up a truck lightly.
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Power line laid through a woman's skull in a 6th-century cemetery.
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So you have to write his name on it? Were their similar swollen mouth devices for other actors?
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The ultimate reverse of shame...
You would think some of those cars could close the gap to give her room to turn around.
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This is an Ohio State helmet.
Just a thought...If it's not marijuana don't tell me. I don't want to know.
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Speaking of...
When Snoop hands it to you, you are obligated to hit it.
And...
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SPRING BREAK the USA
Is he holding two books?
A bathing suit-clad Spring Break student pleads no contest to charges of disorderly conduct.
These girls are judging passing fellows...
Four guys once stood on a balcony and decided to judge the passing girls.The first girl was rather plain and the scores were 5, 4, 5, and 1. The next girl was somewhat pretty and the scores were 7, 8, 8, and 2. Then a most beautiful girl walked by and the scores were 10, 9,10, and 4.
Finally, a guy asked that low-scoring guy what method he was using to score and the guy replied, "The Budweiser method."
"What the hell is the Budweiser method?" asked his friend.
"I see a girl and I give you the number of Clydesdales it would take to pull her off my face."
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Why so precarious?
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My wife can do that.
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I really want to see one of those before I die.
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2 comments:
puzzle time....the letter is P. pretty, carpal, empty, pattern.
# A6: ...aaaaand you're trapped, because you didn't specify WHEN wish 2 shall happen after wish 3.
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