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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, March 3, 2021

WENESDAY #4452

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


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AMEN TO THAT!!!
They took the most PERFECT cookie the world has ever known...
And added enough cheapass Marshmellow to choke a goat.
Without so much as a by your leave, sir.
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When it comes to gifts I'm easy to buy for. I want what every man wants - a domesticated raccoon that is willing to assist me with petty crimes.


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HUMAN FOLLY


I need one of those.
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Put me in the game, coach!

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I'm thinking it is a safety film. Nobody can be that stupid.
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Why isn't that a crime? How is it you can assault someone while playing sports and just get away with it?
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Well, we found the super-competitive motherfucker.

And here's his wife at the funhouse...

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With friends like these...
The shark is not dangerous. The swimmer didn't know that.
But there's a lot of that going around...
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I've never understood basing your worth as a human being on how quickly you obey the dictates of the fashion industry...the same industry that only makes money if you revamp your whole closet periodically. Doesn't it ever occur to you that you are being played?
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When an undertaker dies he still needs to come to work one more time.


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IT'S HONEST WORK


V8-powered chainsaw

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He may look silly but he has a decent paying job WITH health insurance!
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I'll take his job.
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Remember, the trick is to have lots and lots of rocks then it's just a matter of finding the right one to fill the gap.
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This is the work of Jim Lambie.




The "pole" is a nice touch.
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But how many people want a picture of a lion?
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Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time a bell rang.


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VEHICULAR ACTIVITY


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The Panama Canal

Did you know the site was chosen because a third of it would be an existing lake?
And it's that existing lake that makes the locks necessary?
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Beware the roundabouts




None of those should be taken as a challenge.
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Trucks take a long time to stop.
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We've all seen this and consider it dangerous...
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But regular truck tires are what is dangerous.

Tire inflation safety cage used to safely contain possible explosions.

And you don't even want to be near the safety cage...

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Joy rides through a skating area...
Karma...
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Ah, chips!
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Mars by Perseverance Rover, with Earth-like white balance.






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We laugh at dogs getting excited when they hear a bark on TV but if the TV was a nonstop stream of unintelligible noises and then someone suddenly spoke to you in your language you'd be pretty fucking startled too.


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THAT WHICH IS SELDOM SEEN


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In case you missed the reference...
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Do you think the clap helped facilitate that feat?
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Udderly ridiculous

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Your bank account’s been frozen.

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Ocean One-Hundred and Eleven?
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Really? It probably died of fucking embarrassment.
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Earthquake in Japan. A magnitude 7.1 just east of Fukushima.

And...
One would think they would secure such things.
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https://imgur.com/gallery/ZMIbF6N

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Find ONE difference
Very subtle that.


 

7 comments:

MIKE HARRIS said...

Slavery still exists in the muslim world, those people your Democrats support.

Gunker said...

C6 & C7 rather make the opposite point about the minimum wage that you do.

n2prenr said...

Puzzle Time: Ear Piercing does not exist in the photo on the right.

Steve said...

Puzzle:
earring

Burgervan said...

Puzzle: Earlobe on girl

Anonymous said...

puzzle time: an earring

Anonymous said...

PT: Look at the earlobe.

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