One Of My Very Own
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ALL THINGS CULINARY
In the South, we do things differently...
Remember: Cat Head Biscuits refer to the size and not the ingredients.
That would have worked for my wife.It's easier for women...
Proper English Breakfast
I used to be able to eat like that.
I once found my drunk ass in a diner at 3am. I ordered a full breakfast and as soon as it was brought to the table I ordered another one.
The school breakfast program very seldom consists of what most people call breakfast.
Half the time it's just a slice of pizza about as large as two playing cards or cold cereal. About once a month they had scrambled eggs and sausage and most of that ended up in the trash.
And...
Someone once told me that barbecue was a way for poor blacks to make the poor cuts of meat they could afford more edible. Anybody know anything about that?
Fossilized Oyster/Clam
The meat is still attached and as I understand it that is very rare.
Did you notice his tail stops wagging?
I wonder if he ever gets confused and tries to cut it with the ruler.
Bless her heart.
No...I mean bless her heart...like it's working overtime and needs all the help it can get.
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My wife thought psychosomatic disorder meant you can start fires with your thoughts.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
I'm assuming the liquids are hot and then cold.
NASA has traced the lineage of its innovative Ingenuity Mars helicopter all the way back to the historic first flight Orville and Wilbur Wright undertook at Kitty Hawk in 1903. A tiny piece of fabric from the famous Wright aircraft is now in residence on the red planet, tucked under Ingenuity's solar panel.
My wife and I have a friend who makes art very similar to this. Hell, that may be one of hers.
As I have mentioned, I had a dog that would stand in between me and any potential threat. He did this with no training whatsoever.
Every boy needs a dog.
There is a special kind of love that no family member can duplicate.
I wonder why they didn't fall out sooner.
I visit a site where the next page button is directly below the ad window and every time you go to the next page the location of the buttons switch.
What were they thinking?
Like he needs 2m pounds.
This is a nursing home in West Chester, OH. made to look like an indoor town with a pub and a movie theatre.
I think every single one of those old farts should be allowed to keep a buzz on.
Concrete post to mimic an old wooden post
I'm thinking it's either a movie set or an amusement park.
Remember this cleverness?
The artist even managed to convey emotion.
Who do you think is the baddest bitch on the block?
I'm going with Sarah Conner.
But Ripley had the sexiest scene.
And oddly she was sexy getting dressed instead of undressing.
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I only played Truth or Dare once. The others at the party dared me to go home.
EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED
We have all thrown something in frustration. But I think today's corporate power has made it more and more attractive.
I once had a cable company repairman tell me that both the cable to my office AND the cable to my house went bad simultaneously.
I asked him what I could do about it and he said I had to replace both cables. I asked if he could give me the name of a company to rewire and he said he wasn't allowed. I laughed in his face and went straight into the house and called the dish network.
Remember this?
Now there's this...
Someone wrote that this was Siren Head.
I don't know what that is but people seem to have fun with it.
This is the kid wondering why everyone is laughing at his coloring book...
HA! But consider this...
NEVER bet on another man's bar trick!
Finding the squirrel's nut stash...
Said to be NYC...
But does NYC have a bike lane like that?
Pay attention.
Yes, that was unexpected.
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I just found out that every family doesn't have a poop knife. They probably need to kick up their fiber intake.
ACTIVITIES IN WHICH I CAN'T OR WON'T PARTICIPATE
My wife forgot to take her medication this morning then wandered off to the park...
*MNBT
"Let's get closer to an erupting volcano."
But look at another clip of the same thing.
Half of the frames are of the sky.
Then there's this guy...
Who lugs a pan, oil, and eggs to a volcano?
Okay, I would have done that when I was younger but now if I got down that low I wouldn't be able to get back up without assistance.
Rowing a Viking warship with 26 oars
The ship takes 50-60 people to handle. It does 3 knots when rowing and 8 knots when the sail is up.
How very, very true. One day - soon I hope - I will teach my grandson that mistakes are failures but rather lessons showing you how not to do it.
I never claimed that it was funny.
1 comment:
Awesome job! That one stumped me.
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