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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, October 26, 2021

TUESDAY #4689

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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Teacher: What did you do over summer vacation?

Susie who was possessed by a demon in early July: *hanging upside down from the ceiling* Mostly vomited swarms of hell bees at my mom in the Hampton's.

Teacher: Wow, the Hampton's must be nice.


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PONDERABLES



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*Well, you see all the red? That's sand.

People vote - not land.
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I've had all the ingredients for a new dollar art piece for a month and it just sits there as I mull over the perfect solution as to how to arrange the pieces. I'll keep you updated.
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*Maybe he can see if the MyPillow guy is hiring.

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The Pandora Papers: explained 

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My daughter (6) started writing negative reviews of my parenting. It was great for her improving her handwriting.


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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


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If I designed women's fashion...
You can bet money a woman designed these...
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Times people did things for the first time





And lastly...
Yeah, she wanted to go to Hawaii just not with you.
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Dog senses epileptic seizure before the human experiences it.

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Tying A Punjabi Style Turban On The Groom's Nana Ji (Grandfather)

I haven't a clue.
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I think he burned through the line with a blunt tied on the end of a stick.
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Goliath Heron Versus Eagle

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I assume it breathes the air trapped under the ice. Anybody?
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Put those painful memories somewhere the mind can’t see them.

Alcohol: *ears perk up*


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PEOPLE DOING THINGS I WOULD PREFER NOT DOING


Somebody's dad is an engineer.
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Tapeworm?
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Have you ever been this drunk?

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Not a video game.
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Let me show you the door...

Door. Shown.

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How churros are made in a traditional churrerĂ­a

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This made me laugh again...

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THAT IS NOT TRUE!
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Sign - 1: Angry Vandal - 0
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I don't think you Christians are allowed to ask such questions.
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Putting your best face forward...
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