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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, August 26, 2022

FRIDAY #4993

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


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I don't get it. Anybody?

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Please review the Republican voting record in Congress and then VOTE!

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Like Alien in reverse.

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That seems like a really low bar.

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We don't know what to do with the waste. Well, we know what to do with fossil fuel waste - store it right in our lungs.

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Just once I want the user name and password to say "Close enough".

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When my wife says, "I could eat" I have 32 minutes tops before she flat out turns into a different person.

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THINGS I DIDN'T KNOW YESTERDAY


Florida sea turtles are predominately born female due to climate change.

In most species, gender is determined during fertilization. However, the sex of most turtles, alligators, and crocodiles is determined after fertilization. The temperature of the developing eggs is what decides whether the offspring will be male or female. This is called temperature-dependent sex determination.

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First direct image of another planetary system revolving around a star like our sun.

This is the first direct image of another planetary system, about 300 light-years away, revolving around a star like our sun. It was captured by the European Southern Observatory's Very Large Telescope (ESO VLT).

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Please don't let him fail as a painter! We've all seen how that can turn out.

*Not to be too elitist but that painting is awful.

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*That is satire.

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Drone footage of that sinkhole in Chile.

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German Lighter from WWII

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Furnace heating and tilting a tank to apply inner lining.

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Illusion Disk

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I don't think of myself as a meme thief. I prefer the title "Social Media Redistribution Agent".

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*There are American voters sitting around waiting for that very thing.

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The water in your body is just visiting. It was a thunderstorm last week. It will be the ocean soon enough.

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PEOPLE NOT LIKE US


*MNBT

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Some people will tell you that tattoos make young women less attractive.

Judge for yourself.

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This man was wronged!

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"I've only had a couple of beers, officer."

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My wife has done this...

But I wasn't holding a glass...and it wasn't liquor...and it wasn't my hand.

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When Polio hears a new anti-vax family move into the neighborhood.

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That looks like the wife and I's first attempt with the Kama Sutra.

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If you tell someone "I'm dying" they will freak out. But the truth is we are all in the process of dying and just don't want to think about it.

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He meant to do that.

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Imagine how much she had to trust them. 

I would have freaked the fuck out.

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I preserved an artifact warehouse light just like that and mounted it over my kitchen table. But I never tried to swing on it.

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He remained remarkably calm.

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Therapy here I come.

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Box on head

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Dancing in the Street

I think we've found another guy who is going to get laid.

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The really important thing about Kim Kardashian and Pete Davison splitting up is that Clarence Thomas' wife tried to overthrow the U.S. government.

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Dicktim: When you act like a dick then claim victimhood.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


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Think of the thousands of people who view this guy's artwork as it travels around the country.

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I thought the rods were elastic but they don't look like they expand...

Can someone solve this for me?

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Dayo Fun

-sound on-

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I've got something new.

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Check out the address...

Of course, it's a box.

I took an Amazon box to Sherwin Williams and had them match the color perfectly. And did you notice that the labels and tape on the top do not line up as if the lid has been cut open?

I don't have a color printer so I had to color the Prime blue with colored pencils.

The back is a mess but that side goes toward the wall anyway.

I mounted an old box cutter to the lid to use as a handle.

The blade was cut from the bottom of a Tupperware container.

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Can you think of a circumstance that this sign makes perfectly good sense?





7 comments:

Data Requester said...

referring to yesterdays question.
I may have asked for too much information.
How about just what degree you have. No other information required.

Masters, Bachelors, Associate, Certificate ?

I myself have an Associate and two Bachelors

Anonymous said...

A14
Can’t we just strap the waste to a rocket and fire it into the sun?

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time;

It’s a diversion in Albuquerque

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Data Requester, I have a master's degree in Fine Art and Education.
RH

Anonymous said...

A6: That is hiphop artist Mos Def

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time: Street names. Universe St Closed, Use Rainbow St.

Anonymous said...

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Mos Def is a singer and he has a song called Definition.

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