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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, September 1, 2022

THURSDAY #4999

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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Influencers tweet "love yourself the way you are" after getting countless plastic surgeries.

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My neighbor's teenager likes avocados so I guess she will never own a home.

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT


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I once asked the people who thought covid was a hoax how many dead Americans would it take to convince them otherwise. I got no replies but I bet a million wouldn't even have convinced them. 

Now I ask what percentage of this country's wealth being owned by the richest 1000 people would you consider too much. It's about 50% now with no signs of abating, so how would you feel about them owning 80%? Or 90%?

And if your alarm point was 90% and they reached it, what should we do about it?

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Oh, that's right, Christians can't believe in evolution - it throws off ALL their plot lines.

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It still amazes me that back in the 60s and 70s young people hitchhiked from one coast to the other.

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I seem to remember that we all have a chunk of Neanderthal genes. And remember, human men have been fucking goats for thousands of years so I'm sure a misshapen forehead wouldn't slow them down.

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There is no doubt in my mind that given the power modern-day Christians would hang homosexuals just as fast as they could build the gallows.

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Is there anybody left who just wants to know the truth no matter the political party? I want to know everything there is to know about Hunter Biden's dealings abroad. I want to know if Bill Clinton had sex with a minor. And I want to know if the Trump family is just a bunch of crooks.

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The man who changed the world.

*MNBT

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A boyfriend accompanied a patient on her doctor's visit because he found a lump "down there" and it turned out to be her clitoris.

*Said to be true.

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*I wouldn't've missed a stroke.

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Calling in sick to work and adding that last little cough at the end of the phone call.

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PEOPLE DOING THINGS I 

CAN'T OR WON'T DO


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*There's a "My Honeymoon" joke in there someplace.

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Another movie with a rather unique plot.

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And that, Gentle Reader, is why you ALWAYS need a ground man.

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And I assure you that the clerk doesn't give as rat's ass.

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Well, we've spotted the men with real money bet on the game.

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Four dudes play Billie Jean on one guitar.

-sound on-

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This guy gets it

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Please stand clear of the doors

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Do not try this at home!

-sound on-

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A guy puts a tracking device in a sock going into the laundry and it disappears...later, he gets a reading.

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A society that has been vegan for so long that they face starvation when their crops are overrun by hordes of cows, pigs, and chickens.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


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I always thought they were sewn in when they were put in the waistband.

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I never realized they were so large.

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How very wonderful.

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Surrogate squirrel

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You work with what you have.

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Swedish Pizza Abominations

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Best suckling pig at the world's oldest restaurant

I've heard the term "suckling pig" all my life but have never seen one.

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Burning Man 

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There are flash floods then there are the ice damn letting go flash floods...

How the hell does that little bridge survive that year after year?

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Snake Legs

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Concrete Fence Making

They have a lot of that around Disney properties.

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Water speed is set to 24.3 and everyone gets a chance to get after it.

I'm assuming that's kilometers per hour.

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All I ask is that you read the Bible thoroughly and ask yourself if it reads like the creator of the universe wrote it.

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GOOD GOD, Y'ALL!

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*That's a real moaner.




 

3 comments:

dude said...

chili cheese dog

JNR said...

C-13
See if you can find any information on Lake Missoula. A glacier formed in the Idaho panhandle and formed a huge lake in Montana. The glacier broke through and the lake drained over a very short period. Happened repeatedly.
There is a book about it.

Anonymous said...

A6: "And remember, human men have been fucking goats for thousands of years" I don't know about your neighborhood but not in mine. BTW: Is that meant to be your justification?

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