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A viewer asked me to publish my story about the cat that predicts deaths and I did so. You can find it in the Older Posts titled The Briarcliff Cat. I hope you enjoy it.
British people struggling in this heat wave, stay strong. Your ancestors colonized entire countries in this heat.
All those billions of galaxies with trillions of planets and we ended up on the one with a 40-hour work week.
FUN WITH LANGUAGE
*Am I to understand that some people are so gay they can't be seen by other humans?
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*Johnny Cash made this rhyme:
Papa sang bass
Mama sang tenor
Me and my brother'd
Join right in there
Actual advice to my daughter: "If you have a big dick act like it. And if you have a little dick - act like you have a big dick."
The only place I could find it was on Amazon. They said they only had three bottle left but they say they only have three of everything they sell.
When I owned bars many people would use it as an after-hours pawn shop. The buyback was always double. For instance, I held a pistol from Friday until Monday. I gave the guy $20 and after being paid on Monday he bought it back for $40.
They actually won last Sunday.
*I put that in here prior to the hurricane.
Our phobia of breasts is the worst example of "We've always done it that way" to excuse irrational behavior.
Think believing the election was stolen without any credible evidence.
Not necessarily. If you try and fail it is not to be regretted. But not trying is a sign of weakness.
As an excellent puzzler, I'm amazed I have avoided Wordle for this long.
It's almost like they used the dictation feature.
American Town Names
You might want to skip his intro and get right to the names.
Trump declared Hurricane Ian made a direct hit on Mar-a-Lago and did $87 billion in damages and offered this photographic evidence.
I never adequately thanked my parents for fucking me up enough to do drugs.
I've never met anyone who couldn't benefit from smoking a little weed.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
I find it sad that humans abuse the Earth as if it belongs to us.
Rare dinosaur skin is found in Canada.
Did you notice the regularly sized bumps? Now, this...
I so love the unusual.
I asked for wider instead of higher sandwiches...
But why use the old bun? Instead, use pizza-like bread.
Beetle Display
And you Christians must be so proud that Noah traveled worldwide to collect two of those to be saved on the ark.
Would that work?
When this is all over I bet we will all be amazed at the improvision employed by the Ukrainians.
Road Guard
I'm not sure what was happening to the truck.
Here's the box I made out of the discarded futon bed frame.
You may have noticed that the lid warped.
I added the trim to camouflage the defect.
That is one of the major problems with working with wood you find on the side of the road. The blond wood had a slight crook.
And after I clamped it straight it bowed which caused it to warp.
Canceling student loan debt is unfair to all those who have already faked their own death and started a new life to avoid paying theirs back.
I don't always make the right decision but when I do it's eventually.
PEOPLE DOING THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T DO
And that is why training is so important.
I bet she put that on her résumé.
Canada?
I took a Psychology class in a room very similar to that one. It was a converted chemistry classroom and after the counters were removed there were gaping holes in the floor for water, gas, and drainage pipes. My psychology professor would use the toe of his shoe and slowly push any debris on the floor over to a hole and push it in. The class watched each push like a crowd watching a tennis tournament.
Another picture of my young great-nephew who has one of my boxes and his dad.
Seems to me it would be faster just to jump over it and run.
There are a lot of people taking photos like that.
Fire Hose Making a Water Shield
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The Snake Man
Can you make perfectly normal sense of this?
6 comments:
A-7
I knew a man that owned a small gas service station on a reservation. He was not a native. The local natives would need a tank of gas and would trade for it. Sometimes guns, once a really nice elk hide beaded vest. Most anything of value. There was no charge for holding the item. Come back with the money, retrieve your item, no charge.
And that is how this guy built his business. Everybody knew you would be treated fairly by this guy.
Puzzle Time - Land O Lakes Spread butter this must be from a store receipt where everything is abbreviated.
C10: I just wanted to point out that you have posted your great nephew's birthday and name on the internet.
Dear C10 Anon, Thank you for letting me know. That is the second time I've done something like that. I've fixed it.
RH
A6: Publix sells Sriracha.
Raul
Dear Raul, Yeah, mine does too...when they can get it. When they were out of stock two weeks in a row I turned to Amazon.
RH
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