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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, October 28, 2022

FRIDAY #5056

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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I apologize for the brevity of this post but I am extremely busy on a project of immense importance to me.

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READ ME, SEYMOUR


And while we are at it, here are some of Trump's pardons.

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I'm all for it.

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Remember, Belle did not know the Beast could turn into a human yet she was fully prepared to bang him the way he was.

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A large group of Karens is called a Homeowner’s Association.

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RANDOM BLOG FODDER


An Irish duet if you are interested.

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If I was president I would put Netflix, Hulu, Prime, HBO, and every other streaming service in a room together and make them collectively decide how loud each volume number is.

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An edibles food truck and I’d call it the cannabus.

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NAUGHTY BITS LITTLE


See anything odd...ish?

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I once had a bartender who was one of the most beautiful human beings I have ever seen. She took a week off to sail around with three old guys and two other girls also of great beauty. And to earn their paycheck all they had to do was stay naked for the entire trip. The old farts never laid a hand on the girls. They were there purely for aesthetics.

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Dicking Private Ryan.

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Nightmares are just free horror movies that you produce, direct, and in which you star.

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Restaurant reservations are like "Hi, I'm here for my fillet with spinach cream sauce appointment."

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DRAMATIC DEMOLITIONS


They are a thing of beauty...in a certain way.

And the conclusion...









Wow!


But like this classic, not all demolitions require explosives.




I'm not sure what caused this.



But, of course, not all demolitions are flawless.






And lastly...

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*I know people like that.

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My wife does that every time she has to fart. It's adorable.

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This makes perfect sense for what it does. 

The banana, of course, is just for scale.







7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holy shet, some of those guys are really close to the demolition

Anonymous said...

A4
Scotland receives far more cash from the UK than it pays in taxes.
It is in essence supported by the rest of the UK.
Nicola Sturgeon (aka “Wee Nippy”) has had two referenda Scottish independence both of which failed. She’s trying for a third. If there was a referendum where everyone in the UK could vote on Scottish independence (not just the Scots) I’m sure she’d be pleased with the results. Many people in the UK are sick of paying for Scotland whilst listening to the constant whining about independence. 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

JNR said...

A-4
Of course Scotland likes our military. If they are ever attacked by any one guess is going to show up and defend them for free. They are fully aware of how stupid our government is. (And probably who owns who.) We are the only country in the world that taxes our citizens and gives it away to other countries

On another note of how foreign countries view us. How much foreign aid did the United States receive from other countries when Florida was pretty much destroyed by the latest hurricane. We step up for everyone, no one steps up for us.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle Time: It’s a table made using a hatch door, a door that went from the deck to the cargo hold or another lower part of a ship. Hatch doors usually have some sort of circular metal indent or “hole” with a handle that allowed sailors to open it from above. Those old doors have the perfect size and sturdiness to hold up to everyday use. Today, hatch door tables make coveted pieces of furniture, but they were originally just a way for carpenters to repurpose salvaged material from deconstructed ships.

Anonymous said...

B3.... forget the fake tan, look at those clodhopper feet! Damn.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle. Time: I really like to hear the actual solution. I'm not sure I understand the hatch door theory posted above.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Puzzlers, It is in fact a hatch of an old ship.
RH

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