One Of My Very Own
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HALLOWEEN MISCELLANEA
Somebody somewhere invented the question mark and we don't even know their name.
Me to telemarketer: I plan on masturbating through this entire phone call, I hope that's alright with you.
READ ME, SEYMOUR
How very foolish is it to upset people who handle your food? It's like being rude to the doctor while he has your balls in his hands.
My #1 Advisor - a real scientist - told me that the only thing better than having a peer review article accepted was finding an error in someone else's work.
Of course, the people who most need that information will just claim it is false.
He had me at first.
They probably thought it clever but it makes me sick.
Almost all members of congress have smoked dope. I am fully convinced that the only reason some now oppose it is that the other party supports it. What a stupid way to govern.
*Verification Requested
The singular "they" has been grammatically correct since 1375.
If you are bored you can simply close your eyes and watch a T-rex chase a Jeep around a soccer field in your mind. And it's free and no one can stop you.
GET LEARNT
They probably then deduct the weight of the grass.
I'm not sure I understand the dynamics involved in sinkholes most always being round.
Photos like that do nothing for scale.
In schools, they forbid sharing but in real life, you must share or nothing gets done.
More Downunder terrors.
I once posted a store that put a large pad of newsprint hanging in their spray paint aisle to forestall such as the above.
For the first time in my life, the lady at the drive-thru told me that the driver ahead of me had paid for my $23 meals. I tried to look in my rearview mirror to see if the car behind me had a lot of children in it and couldn't tell. So, I asked the cashier how much the car behind me owed and she told me $2.75. I thought HELL FUCKING YEAH! And paid for theirs.
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My spell check had this recommendation for that paragraph:
Hahahabananaha!
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Looking At The Sun
Is it possible to roast chestnuts on a closed fire?
If I had a time machine, I would go back and fix the fucking water at Camp Lejeune so I don't have to listen to all those commercials from lawyers.
*Viewer Contribution
"What we have here is a failure to communicate."
Why not?
It helps if they are really poor.
This restaurant posts one-star reviews.
Ice Swim
Live Stop Action Gem
Billiards Gone Bad
*MNBT
She was literally "floored".
"We're trying for a baby" just means you are raw dogging it every night and now everyone on FaceBook knows it.
Before marriage: Send me some sexy pictures of yourself.
After marriage: Send me a picture of the hemorrhoid cream you want me to buy.
AESTHETICALLY PLEASING VISUALS
It looks like he's ratting his friend out to God.
An experience they are not soon to forget.
After nearly 2 years of isolation from the global pandemic, I can say that the guy from The Shining was a bitch. I could do his job and not try to kill my wife and son. I haven't tried to kill my wife once, and I have spent way longer going inside.
Valentine's Day was created by Hershey's Chocolate, Hallmark Cards, Jared jewelers, and the federal government…to force us to spend money on our spouses instead of our guns.
CABINS IN THE WILD
There are several cabins in this collection that have electricity. I guess it's not too far into the wilderness.
I guess if you cook and heat with wood up north then you need a lot of wood.
I would most assuredly have solar panels. If not for anything else but lighting.
A-frames are extraordinarily sturdy structures.
1 comment:
Puzzle Time Kinda easy.
A=4
B=3
C=2
D=1
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