SATURDAY #5029

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

It's hard for me to ignore Donald Trump when he's on the news 24/7. But all I ask is for you to look at the evidence. Don't take one man's word over the fact that he broke the same law he signed while president.

The whole birth certificate hoax should have been a red flag for even the most ardent supporter.

And I'm reading that even his hardcore base is bailing from him in record numbers. When asked why one ex-supporter said he was embarrassed he ever fell for the bullshit.

And...

And I don't care what party you belong to, if you broke the law I want you punished...just like the rest of us.

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THE INVISIBLE MAN WHO LIVES IN THE SKY

No. No you aren't.

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Why wouldn't he just say, "I have changed my mind and here's why."

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Sometimes I long for the days when it was OK for parents to be like "go outside and find a friend to shoplift with or go shoot guns. We don't care. Just leave us alone." And nobody judged anybody because the Internet didn't exist.

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Remember when your mom gave you a pre-ripped half piece of Doublemint gum and it tasted like perfume and purse dirt?

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PEOPLE NOT LIKE US

From England...

I predict huge changes are coming for the monarchy. And one of those changes will be a drastic slashing of their funding.

Of course, I don't have a dog in the fight.

I just think it's silly.

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My #1 advisor teaches physics to classes of 134 students in a room very similar to this one.

She told her students that she was thrilled to be back in the classroom and off of remote learning and they gave her a standing ovation. She also told them that she has observed that students are loathed to ask questions on Zoom and strongly encouraged them to ask questions in class. The whole class was bubbling over with questions - so many that she almost didn't have time to finish her lecture.

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For a moment I thought I was about to watch the wildest cooking show of all time.

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It looks like he's pulling the baby out of her ass.

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That guy reminded me of the gem merchant who was on my plane on the way back from Paris.

He bought all three seats next to the bulkhead and after he sold some gems to the flight attendants they brought him every unused pillow and blanket on the plane and he laid down on the floor in front of his seats with only his feet in the aisle and slept for most of the flight.

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Speaking of jewelry...

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 I've seen harder hits in movies.

By the way, this is the look of a man who is trying to hide his erection...

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I will never tire of that.

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Another asshole baby?

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I asked my tattoo guy if he ever found a mistake in what the client wanted and he said that wasn't his job and that he NEVER questioned ANYTHING.

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John Wick 4: Early footage

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Let's take another look at this idiot.

Two-dicked dog lucky.

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Gravity Chamber training

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TWO TYPES OF OLD MEN

Ceiling hoist with walking harness used for physiotherapy

Then there's this guy...

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The fact that after being given the title of Earl of Inverness, Andrew is now being called The Loch Ness Noncer is EXACTLY why I'm thankful the internet exists.

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The guy in charge of naming movies at Pixar made over $700k/year and got a $300k bonus for coming up with "Cars".

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT

I wonder if the rules remain the same as a level table.

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I think one reason I'm so fascinated by custom-built cars is that I can't do it.

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As an artist, I probably notice the aesthetics in the environment more than most.

It's not just the age that I find appealing but the architectural details.

And we Americans live in this cesspool of commerse...

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I bet people have been taking photos like that on that statue for a century.

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The Black Crack is a 65-foot-deep fissure along a trail in Canyonlands National Park in Utah.

I wonder how many skeletons are down there.

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What is a diggity and why is its hotness optimal?

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I think some of you sick fucks don't vaccinate their kids just to get free skeleton decorations for Halloween.

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ITEMS I DON'T GET IT

For a month or so I have been sending every image I don't understand to a special file. Today is the day I ask for your help explaining them.

*Viewer contribution

*And I KNOW what the aorta is, I just don't know the reference.

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*I figured that one out. My brother did the same thing with a pair of my paint pants.

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Movie set?

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Is that just a lookalike?

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Nary a clue.

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Talk about your clips that end too quickly!

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There is a reason all Gods are invisible.

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