One Of My Very Own
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FUN WITH LANGUAGE
Maybe they had cacti but ran out of goats so they fucked all the cactuses to death.
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Not me. If my younger self could see me now he would say, "Look at that old fart go!"
Flying Monkey: Notice she only calls us “pretties” when she wants something.
Every time a neighbor's dog barks, I yell “Honey, your Amazon is here.”
PEOPLE NOT LIKE US
Can you spell "Stupid Motherfuckers," boys and girls?
It's bad enough that he is locked up without you fucking with him.
I've always thought that if you can be taught that you are born with internal evil because a rib woman was talked into eating from a magic tree by a snake then you can be taught to believe anything.
I've dated women who were totally against my pullout game also.
Have you ever asked yourself why a man who was desperate for money would want to keep top secret files?
I wonder how many tragedies I’ve prevented by standing nearby with my hands on my hips saying “Be careful!”
Army ants must REALLY hate boot camp.
THINGS WE'VE LEARNED FROM PORN
Several days ago while discussing the Pope's dismissal of porn I wrote "Where are we supposed to learn new tricks...pamphlets?"
Well, many readers have inquired about the tricks I have learned from porn so my wife and I sat down and made a partial list.
I used to think women's feet were just another appendage. Hell, Porn Hub has a whole section on women's feet. I learned A LOT.
My wife and I like Tattoo Night.
We use markers, of course, but the possibilities are endless. You wouldn't believe how my wife holds the marker.
Bicycle Night is nice.
After she gets on she gets me off.
My wife's latest trick requires much practice but anyone can master it with due diligence.
Art Night involves us putting ourselves in the setting of a famous painting. Nude, of course.
You've Been A Bad Boy Night takes many forms - some more fulfilling than others.
Peeping Tom Night is okay, I guess if I learn to do it without getting arrested.
The Drug Dealer And The School Girls is an exceptional experience if your wife has adventurous friends.
The Trapeze Artist can be played with anything with a rope.
The Plumber Shows Up Early can be played any time of the day or night.
Regan MacNeil takes some preparation but it won't be pea soup coming out of her mouth.
Submarine Captain is a fun way to cleanse both of us.
The Pirhana has similar rules as Submarine Captain but without the need for water.
The Pirhana has similar rules as Submarine Captain but without the need for water.
Costumes of any kind are always fun.
The EMT is a quick and easy game that can be played at the drop of the hat as it were.
Another version of The EMT is The Fireman and I know it sounds silly but we always use real fire.
The Wolf At The Door was where my wife drew the line...
That line was canine only. I found this out only AFTER buying the pony.
This Is My Rifle, This Is My Gun is my wife's favorite thing to do...
But to be honest I think she should use much more lube cause I'm just not used to it.
5 comments:
I do apologise Ralph; I was very rude. Too much jungle juice, which is easily available where I live. The oldest peasants in the world have their liquid secrets..
https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/16/barack-obama-cancel-culture-democrats-buzzkill/?
This guy gets it.
A10: I’ll verify because we all know god created man in his own image….with bad eyesight.
Dear A9 Anon, Thank you so much for your comment. I respectfully request that you to tell me everything we should have done when faced with a pandemic that killed over A MILLION of us. Please help me. I have been waiting for this for a long time. Pretend you are in charge and your citizens start dropping dead. What do you tell them to do to help them survive? Seriously, I beg you to respond. Please.
RH
One out of every three people want Biden to run again. The other two already paid off their student loans.
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