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TRICKS I LEARNED
FROM PORN: AN ADDENDUM
If you can't name your favorite porn stars then you need to step up your game.
THE NAMES OF MORE SEX TRICKS I LEARNED FROM PORN
Butt Plug - Leave It In
Why Girl You Ain't Wearing No Panties
Work Interruption
Public Display
Condiment Time
We like to use chocolate syrup.
The Toy Shop
I don't think the algorithm likes me.
Money may not automatically bring you happiness but it doesn't automatically depress you either.
FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY
*A Brilliant Viewer Contribution
So, what's your point?
^^B3^^
*MNBT
Because thinking is hard...i.e. religion, whose answer to everything is, "It was magic" and I find that very amusing.
It looks like fire ants carrying a half-dead spider.
If you handed a craft beer drinker a pint of motor oil they would not only drink it but discuss the subtleties of its flavor for an hour.
An audience becomes a choir. Happened in Rome. A must-watch.
The fun of a video game but with cardio. I'm all for it.
I am so out of shape that if someone yelled 'run for your life I would be like "You guys go on ahead I'm going to see if this Jesus shit is for real."
I used to sneak out of my house to go to parties, but now I do the opposite.
EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED
Did he make it? I think he made it!
Would one of you observant sumbitches explain that to me, please?
We used to play a game called First Blood whereby we held our knives with only the tips exposed like this.
I still have the scar on the inside of my upper arm.
Remember this guy?
Even I know not to apply front brakes only.
How to make Keanu smile
He has a beautiful smile. And I don't think I've ever seen it before.
And if you think that's amusing then fuck you! We MUST take the moral high ground on this one.
4 comments:
C2 his rifle is jammed into the doorway.
C2: Did his gun get stuck in the doorway?
Raul
Puzzletime: "hind sight is always twenty twenty" With the "X" left over
Thanks for making me think and laugh!
Towanda
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