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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, December 22, 2022

THURSDAY #5111

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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LANGUAGE


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75?!?!

As a 76-year-old, I'm impressed.

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Never in human history has there been this level of wealth disparity without a revolution.

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My son-in-law can say "A dingo ate my baby" with a perfect Australian accent.

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Can you imagine how packed the trails would be if everyone on Tinder who said they liked hiking actually did it?

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I'm done with Airbnb. These bastards have curfews, quiet hours, and a CHORE LIST! I'm a motel guy now.

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PEOPLE


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Nobody has ever said universal healthcare is flawless.

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My doctor told me that as people age they tend to drink less because they can't handle the hangovers. Probably true, but I would add they don't have the discretionary funds to afford the booze plus, as with me, I swore to my hip replacement surgeon that I would never fall down again, and with age, I get more and more unsteady and alcohol makes it worse.

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I think that in large cities they should organize camping trips to abandoned factories and such.

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As I understand it, that man killed more people than Hitler.

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Steph Curry making 5 full-court shots in a row.

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Bridge Visitor

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Dancing is not for everyone

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Longest elbow plank by a female at 4 hours and 20 minutes.

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Flood Rescue

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This man's wife just died during childbirth and his son is taking his final breaths.

How do people live with such grief?

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When punishing your kids, don't take away their electronics. Just take their charger and watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly dies.

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"The mountains are calling and I must go" is just "Live, Laugh, Love" for outdoorsy people.

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OBJECTS


My father's neighbor had a white German shepherd who would fetch a fist-sized rock thrown in the lake. It would dive down, retrieve a stone, bring it to shore, smell it, and if it was not the rock you threw in it would dive back in until it found it.

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Found in an 1850s shipwreck, the world's most valuable vintage jeans are up for auction.

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All things duck...

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I'm in favor of allowing minicars to drive in the carpool lane. I would discourage people from paying to haul a ton of unneeded weight to and from work every day.

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I like it.

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God, I love shit like that. (pun intended)

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It's just an illusion made with bits of white paint.

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Is that true?

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I bought a small camper trailer that had been locked up for years and reeked of stale air. My wife hung a couple of dryer sheets in it for a couple of days and the stink was gone.

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 I finally found a picture of how I zipped up the hood of my parka in Labrador when it was really, really cold.

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One of the two driveable Finnish Hr1 "Ukko-Pekka" steam locomotives (Nr 1009) 

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Think first aid.

 







13 comments:

Anonymous said...

^^A15^^
Urinary tract infection?

Anonymous said...

^^B10^^
Yes, Mao as well.
You can dress up as Stalin/Mao or wear a t-shirt of them and the world is cool, even approving. Try that with Hitler and everybody looses their shit, fucking hypocrites!

Anonymous said...

https://youtu.be/vdzm8K1WQiA

Anonymous said...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11558067/Woke-Stanford-University-publishes-list-harmful-language-want-eliminate.html

MIKE HARRIS said...

Stalin was responsible for at least 30 million deaths; each and every socialist revolution results in mass deaths and gulags. Yet if you admit you were once a fascist that's the end of your life. Admit you are or were a socialist and nobody seems to mind!

billr said...

^^A10^^ So far.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Mike, we have been over this countless times. Communist dictatorships are indeed awful. But a country having Socialist policies that benefit the people is a very good thing.
RH

Anonymous said...

Holy molies. That bike crash at the end was not invented in a sober mind

Anonymous said...

B10: A socialist is simply a communist who doesn’t have the power to take everything you own by gunpoint….YET

Understand that no society thrived because it had a large and growing class of parasites living off those that produce.

Anonymous said...

Countless times and you still don't get it. Stop trying to memorize the latest social justice talking points and pick up a history book.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle. Time: applying pressure to the wound

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Everybody, Just look at Sweden. They don't shoot their citizens.
RH

Anonymous said...

They should stop free public schooling in the US, horrible socialism. The people sure loved their covid stimulus cheques though...

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