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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, February 26, 2022

SATURDAY #4812

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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NEWS FROM THE FRONT



We are all under tremendous stress and it will probably get worse before it gets better. I have no words of wisdom. Just try to take care of yourself. We are all winging this.

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A "monument of Russian peace" (aka a dud missile) embedded in the asphalt

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“When you attack us, You will see our faces, not our backs” - Ukraine president

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"B**ches, get the f**k out of Ukra1ne and our village. 

Grandma Nadya"

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Russian armored car attempts to murder an old man in a car.

But after heroic efforts, the old man survived.

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*That is false. But, it's the type of propaganda every army needs.
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I just hope they don't tell them to stick the rag down in the bottle. You seal the bottle and tie the rag around the neck.

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A Russian warship radioed an order for 13 guards on tiny Snake Island in the Black Sea to surrender. The guards refused and the Russians killed them all. Here are their last words:

Americans have had our battle cries:

Remember the Alamo.

Give me liberty or give me death.

I regret I only have one life to give to my country.

And now the Ukrainian Resistance have theirs.

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The world watched as the Afghans gave the US hell with Improvised Explosive Devices. There are tutorials online to teach you how to make one. My question is: Why the fuck weren't thousands of them planted along every road leading into Kyiv?

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But as is my habit I find humor cathartic.


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Crabs and lobsters are the same thing except one is folded hotdog style and the other is folded hamburger style.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


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An alternative view of the Taj Mahal and its surroundings.

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When you have multiple comments you want to make to Folio Olio please put them all together. It takes a long time to process each and it would be such a time saver for me if you just lumped all your comments together. Thank you.
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That took me longer than it should have.
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The size of that fucker!

Another case of art imitating life...

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Yak from Tibet.

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Apparently, this happens often.

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Looks like the paper the film company hangs off the shelves when shooting inside.

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Now squint.

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"You want the big door open? You come to me." 

- Ludwig Dahl

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Italian soldiers hoisted a crate, dog, and artillery gun up a mountain, ca. 1915.

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That looks like very little effort.
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Little Pig

-sound on-

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I would be the first murder victim on TV whose loved ones described as "He kind of deserved it".

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PEOPLE DOING THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T DO


I think the orbs at the end of the women's walk are the strings that keep them in straight lines.
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"What's the matter with you?"
- boyfriend
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Let's never forget this picture exists.

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With his hands in his pockets.
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I like seeing people walk by with a little smile on their faces because something small happened that made them happy. Maybe they got a cute text, maybe they got laid, or maybe they killed somebody that pissed them off. We will never know.

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AND AWRY WE GO


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He felt it before it even moved the hanging plant. Amazing.
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Hamburg Germany Ferry in Rough Water

Here's what it looked like from inside...

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This shows you could easily get in that house with a clawhammer.

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*That was all one clip and I edit it over/under and I'm rather proud of that.

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And it had the little hole in the mat for the hook.
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Small Boat Mishap

-watch his head-

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Fingers Caught
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Car on Fire

That exact thing happened to a car of mine. I was out of town when the fire department asked my wife if that was her car and pointed a block and a half down the street. My wife said, "No, mine is parked right out front." Then he explained that the heat of the fire melted the starter wire and it just "cranked" itself down the street.

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Mexican Clown Car
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Rocket No-Go
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One With the Earth
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