One Of My Very Own
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We color-code our infants so strangers know what their genitals look like.
I don't know what kind of sex you had that makes you want to tattoo people's names on your body but I ain't never had it.
HUMANS ARE AN ODD LOT
I think he leaned out to slap that guy then the driver stopped.
He MUST know the abysmal statistics on doing that
yet he does it anyway.
Fired?! I thought this was America!
From such images fantasies are spawned.
I knew a man in Aiken, SC who took a busload of people to the Camden Cup Horse Race. He advertised that he would provide a 6' sub sandwich so I asked if I could watch him make it. And sure enough, he had hired a local baker to make a 6' loaf of bread which he cut down the middle and then laid on the meat, lettuce, etc. then he cut it into 3" sections. You should have seen the look on his face when I told him that he could have just cut the ends of smaller and much cheaper loaves of bread, then laid them out abutting one another and no one would know the difference.
I'm the guy that would have asked him how he discovered he could do that.
I think it was pointed out that nobody cuts the wood into 4" sections.
People seem to have a love/hate relationship with snow. At times they play in it but more frequently they are slaves to the stuff.
Gambling with the most precious of all his possessions - life itself.
^^B9^^
I hope the cur drew blood.
Big brothers are like that.
Dino Invasion in Madrid Spain
You can tell a lot about a person by how fast they break down a cardboard box.
To defeat an enemy it is best to reduce their health to zero while maintaining your own health above zero.
FOR THINKERS ONLY
He ran away just like he was supposed to.
Guess who painted this.
That child needs a mirror.
Never in human history has it been so great without a revolution - or so I'm told.
A guy in a bar once said I talk a good game but what would I say if my daughter brought home a lesbian lover. I told him I would ask the young lady if she would like a beer. That's the same answer I gave when I was asked what I would do if my daughter brought home a black man.
Indeed.
Scud Clouds
I bet that would scare the holy crap out of me.
Ukraine Child Speaks of War
Imagine the trauma counseling that will be required once this invasion is over.
I can hear it now -
"Oh, it's nothing because the other networks lie too."
That's pathetic cultist talk.
"There was no way to prevent that rail disaster."
The painter of the portrait was Adolf Hitler.
I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.
After tens of millions of years, Crocodiles still refuse to chew their food opting instead to slam-dunk the living shit out of everything.
PROBLER SOLVEMS
And they found out that the average man would rather sweat a little and save money.
You use the materials at hand.
People expend a lot of time, energy, and money just getting to where the work needs to be done.
And...
I finally found a decent photo of that down in which I placed my novel.
Roman Roads
I never knew about the ditches.
The next time you want to fuck with somebody just say: "What would you change about yourself, apart from the obvious?"
Multitasking (verb): Screwing up several things at once.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
See anything odd?
How long must that have taken?
Could the eggs make the fall unscathed?
A remarkable coincidence.
Guess what this is.
A guitar neck with years of abrasion.
1800s Western American sex workers aliases.
I've always favored "Cockgobblin".Pigeon Neck Illusion
Jun Ono, Akiyasu Tomoeda, and Kokichi Sugihara developed this illusion that shows us how pixelated pigeons and worms move. When they move across a grid of stripes, the worms appear to stretch and compress, while the pigeons begin to waddle. The movement of the figures is actually smooth, as you can see at the top where pigeons move across a bare background. This is also shown later with UFOs. But the effect is much stronger on this interactive page, where the colors are bolder. The pixelated pigeons appear to be stretching their necks out as they move forward, but that's an illusion. Uncheck the "grid" box underneath the graphic to remove the background stripes. You can also adjust the speed and colors to see how that affects the illusion. The movement we see in the figures comes from the low contrast when the edges of the figures move across the stripes, as we have a hard time seeing that part of the movement. You can see another version of the same effect in the Stepping Feet illusion. -via Boing Boing
I think that's how my wife gets in bed when I'm already asleep.
7 comments:
How long must that have taken?
^^E2^^
In Hiroshima or Nagasaki a split second.
Puzzle time: 2 steps forward, 1 step back
Two steps up. One step down.
I don't see a forward and backward in that puzzle.
B3: no telling what would happen to me then. There's nothing like rubbing some thick white Crisco between your toes and letting the cats go to town.
It will roll your eyes back in your head.
A9: I don't know what everyone's so surprised about. Not too very long ago, the lawyers for Fox argued in court that no person in America should take anything said at Fox News. As truth. We are simply an entertainment company. We are not a news company.
That's an actual saying. 2 steps read left to right (forward) 1 step back(backwards).
Anonymous, you're disagreeing with me and yours doesn't even make sense?
C3: Adolf Hitler painted that.
Raul
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