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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, February 25, 2023

SATURDAY #5176

One Of My Very Own

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PONDERABLES


I'm not really sure I understand that.

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I once read this: "Nobody is against you, they are just for themselves." But don't tell gays and trans people that. Harassing them profits no one.

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If you have sexed every sign of the zodiac that is not a body count that is valuable research. You are an entry-level ass-trologer.

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It only takes one driver not pulling up into the intersection to make a left turn to destroy the illusion that I am a nice person.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


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Yes, I may be stupid but I think people are more important than money.

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I got a comment that warned me that England's healthcare system was not all that great because he had to pay for his own dental care. Isn't that like a starving man complaining that there weren't any crackers in the meal he was given?

Or...

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Summer sure did clock out right at the end of its shift.

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My wife used to cut and burn herself but she's getting a lot better at cooking now.

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NON-HUMAN CONTENT


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It's a snake with another snake's head poking out.

*That short 15-second clip was hundreds of millions of bytes large and there was no way to pare it down to small enough to download. I wonder why they did that.

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I just realized that I haven't posted nearly enough R-rated pancakes...

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It looks like a side view of an old man.

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On our road trips, I would use a ruler to draw a red line from where I was to where I wanted to go then take backroads as close to that red line as I could.

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It's a tabletop jukebox.

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A clever segue if I've ever seen one.

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The washing machine mayn't eat just one sock but when it eats both socks we don't notice.

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The best defense against Big Foot is a camera.

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HUMAN CONTENT


Never want to work another day in your life? 

Have I got a couple of ideas for you...

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Supposedly a Tesla test...

Life imitating art.

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I try not to be an elitist but I can't help judging people who have no art on their walls.

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Liubov Yarosh is 102 years old. She makes camouflage for Ukrainian snipers.

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My father-in-law went down for a nap at 5pm and I never understood that. I'm a post-lunch napper myself.

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I can smell that mattress.

It smells like teen spirit.

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Believe Only The Library

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Extra Sauce

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PHOTOGRAPHY


I have organized the images to be used in One Of My Very Own so that I can find what I'm looking for. 

But there were many images in the files that really weren't suitable, so I culled the images in the "Man" file. But some of them were worth sharing.


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I found the crease in his pants puzzling.

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

D3: I have no art on my walls. Not even a framed photo.
I own art. I just can't bring myself to putting a hole in the wall to hang the art.
I guess to me it's like putting a tattoo on my skin. That's something I could never do either.

No matter how elegant or sophisticated the artwork might be, I cannot contaminate the medium on which it is to be displayed.


billr said...

^^C6^^ I recommend the book, Blue Highways, by William Least-Heat Moon. He writes about taking a road trip around the country driving only on the roads printed in blue on the old paper maps we used to get, and the people he meets along the way.

MIKE HARRIS said...

B12-The dental care available here in England is only fit for your worst enemy. If you can afford to "go private" you do it. The same goes for much of the "free" health care. It's good enough for other people.Don't devalue your system in America. PS-it's not "free" wherever it is...

Inchworm said...

puzzle D.

Thorhees21 said...

From your "man file" -- The hands are often more interesting than the faces.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle: D

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