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PONDERABLES
Indeed. If you drink daily then you have no right to complain about not having enough money.
Think how lucky we are that our food no longer fights back.
You know that feeling when your lunch break is over and you realize you still have to work for another 27 years, 4 months, and 13 days.
MAN'S BEST FRIEND
After coming across a collection of dog pics on one of the sites I visit daily, I decided to dedicate a whole section to them and in so doing I just kept every dog pic I found regardless of quality so some of these are sub-par.
I'm not sure I understand all that happened in that clip.
Dogs gotta chew.
And you can buy them something to gnaw or they will find something on their own.
"Hey, could you show me the way to the savannah?"
- Rhino probably
Other dogs need additional motivation...
The Saboteur
Every child needs a dog.
Dog In Parade
Mimosas are dangerous. One minute you're eating breakfast and the next minute you're sending "You up?" texts at 2:30pm.
When I was a kid growing up in Birmingham, Alabama, I used to say, "Dad?" and he would say, "Yes, Ralph?" and I would just point to my mouth and he would pour beer in there.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
What a remarkable image.
I seem to remember that it comes up behind its prey and slashes it to pieces with its sword.
I wonder if there's a rule that disallows such machines in bike races.
I hate stunts like that. Each one of them will become litter shortly.
I'm a fish lover and I will not deny it.
The haves and the have-nots.
Airglow Sky over France
Airglow (also called nightglow) is a faint emission of light by a planetary atmosphere. In the case of Earth's atmosphere, this optical phenomenon causes the night sky never to be completely dark, even after the effects of starlight and diffused sunlight from the far side are removed. This phenomenon originates with self-illuminated gases and has no relationship with Earth's magnetism or sunspot activity.
And one day an engineer said, "Let's just move the barrier."
And they did.
Emptying Water Bottle
You know how someone can say "I respectfully disagree"? What about "I disrespectfully agree" when you hate someone but they are unfortunately correct.
If you bake one cake you are not a baker. If you plant one tree you are not a gardener. But you shit in the Capitol hallway just one time...
ON BEING HUMANS
"Wanna hang out sometime?"
Father/Son
A picture worth a thousand words...
Colonel Mustard's first name is Dijonathan.
*Does this count as political 'cause I ain't trying to be political?
Phone companies have managed to find a way to sell you basically the same product with slight modifications for $1k every two years.
FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY
Queen Putin
Move over Machine Gun Kelly, here comes...
"For President's Day, I say it's time to dig up Grover Cleveland and go "Weekend At Bernie's" all up in this bitch. Who's with me?"
Look at this picture of a first-year teacher I found.
One night in the military an airman got drunk and ended up getting sick. We handed him a trashcan half full of trash and after he threw up he looked down and yelled,
"OH MY GOD, I THREW UP A FORK!"
Family Feud
Conspiracy
You should really listen to this.
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2 comments:
Puzzle. Time: mother-in-law
Dear Anon, Please stop. People are laughing at you.
RH
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