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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, May 5, 2023

FRIDAY #5245

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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PONDERABLES


There's an old saying:

“Happiness isn’t getting what you want, it’s wanting what you got.”

I concur.

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Smoke on airplane

How would you react? 

I have been in a couple of situations where I just knew I was going to die and I was remarkably calm as I awaited my fate.

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I was the friend who randomly disappeared on a night out then return three hours later with a new friend I met in the smoking area, cuts and bruises, a traffic cone, no phone, and a llama.

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Ewoks aren't meant to be left outside. 

They are Endor pets.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


*Viewer Contribution

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The instructions must not have been clear.

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No way no how.

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Anybody?

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How could you not just pull over and marvel at that?

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*MNBT

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Probably one of the few flat places in the whole region.

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More anasaphilia...

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The artwork is by David Fullarton whose work I admire.

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Remember, the later you are the less time you have to be there.

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Alcohol consumption will make you believe you are whispering. I assure you, you are not.

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GET LEARNT


That's one very special little rock.

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Some coastline in my state looks like that. In one area the third row is now oceanfront.

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As I recall, Sweden realized that in the event of war, their airbases would be hit first so they designed their highways to double as runways.

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Missed a trick by not having calzone on the back page

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“The rain washed away all the sand except under this rock.”

And on a larger scale over a longer time that is exactly what happened here...

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A guitarist like I have never heard before.

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She hears her voice for the first time.

Speaking of...

It looks like there may be a magnet embedded in her scalp to hold it on.

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This is a hairy frogfish with a lure The rod you see is a modified dorsal spine called the illicium and is topped with the esca or "lure" which lures in animals believing it to be a meal The lure can resemble fish, shrimp, and tubeworms, or a formless lu.

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The heck with the bait thingy, I want somebody to talk about the walking!

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If I ever sent a dick pic I would include a Bible verse just to fuck with peoples' minds.

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You either want to have sex with a ghost or you don't. This is the real dividing line in American society today.

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STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES


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That's like a 100' tall ladder!

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Looking at that I can't help but think they are about to do something stupid.

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Has she never watched anyone pump gas?

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I almost missed this so pay attention.

Imagine being under that.

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I want to meet the Tom who got an entire genre of foolery named after him.

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A haunted house but for awkward interactions. Someone pops out at you and you're like "Nice to meet you" and they're like "Haha actually we've already met".

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TOLERABLE PHOTOGRAPHS


It's all about the light...

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Under the bridge, James Retief

When I was taking a lot of photographs I took many of structures similar to these.


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Another reason I like my long lens is the depth of field I could get.

*That is not one of mine.

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I’m always surprised when heavily tattooed couples have a baby and it comes out blank.

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Computer: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.

*next morning*

Computer: I couldn’t do it, bro, just didn’t feel right, the vibe was off.

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THE NAUGHTY BITS


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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

B3: I don't see what the issue is. It's just a bunch of canoes and kayaks waiting their turn in the lock.
There's no other way to navigate the river if you don't want to go through the locks.

Anonymous said...

https://twitter.com/ChudsOfTikTok/status/1653807729876541440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1653807729876541440%7Ctwgr%5Ef09958493fb5e43ac3d6fe67fcfa31d3e43c9fbc%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fmybroadband.co.za%2Fforum%2Fthreads%2Fus-politics-bike-tricks.1193026%2Fpage-413

If all christians were like this guy it would be great. Coming from an atheist.

Anonymous said...

C7: It's a technique known as "finger tapping". Eddie Van Halen was the absolute master at it. You may have heard of him...

Larry said...

Steven Segal....

Burgervan said...

PUZZLE TIME: Big, fat, crybaby, shit actor, chip-PONCE!HAHAHABAHAHA!

JNR said...

C-4
The United States interstate system is the same. Every five miles there was to be a mile long stretch of straight highway for jets to land on.

F-5
My daughter had an outdoor wedding. I was to walk her around the corner of the house, down some steps to the alter. Just as we were getting close to the corner I told her that I wasn't wearing any underwear. The best picture of the wedding is us coming around the corner and her with a giant smile on her face.

MIKE HARRIS said...

A5-"I have been in a couple of situations where I just knew I was going to die and I was remarkably calm as I awaited my fate."
Not if someone was holding a red hot crowbar with the aim of ramming it up your arse hole.I bet you would tremble a little...

Anonymous said...

F-18: I really need some help here. Please someone explain it to me.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear F18 Anon, Think Glory Hole.
RH

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