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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, May 8, 2023

MONDAY #5248

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

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PONDERABLES


And yet people still try to become dictators.

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I wonder how many accusers Biden has...or Obama.

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I haven't been so stunned in a long time.

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I had a commenter assert that I wanted abortions right up to the moment of birth. I do not. Nobody I know wants such a thing unless the woman's life is at stake or the fetus is far too deformed to survive.

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I was wrong. I thought this land belonged to the richest guy in town. It does not.

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If you want a child to really learn something, let them teach you how to do it.

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One way to tell the difference between a rock and a fossil is to lick it.

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Hear me out - What if we took rainbows...

and PRINTED THEM ON CANS!!!

And get this...straight people can use them too!!!

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY


Yet another proof that the internet has ruined me...

Here's a hint for the rest of you morally challenged...

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Pullout couch.

"Pullout".

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Speaking of...

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Schrödinger's China Cabinet

Each dish is both broken and unbroken and you can't know until you open it.

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*Viewer Contribution

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What haunts me is that I am just not smart enough for so many people to be this much stupider than I am.

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I'm tired of people saying "Here's my lazy meal" and then they start chopping an onion.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


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My wife has two computers - one for social media and one for banking and such. 

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Keeping in or keeping out?

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Opened in 1092.

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While sitting on a picnic table in Alaska, I watched a Bald Eagle swoop down, grab a mouse mere feet from us, and only cleared our heads by a few feet. And as I stared into that bird's eyes, it had an expression that said, "The fuck you lookin' at?"

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An Old Mans's Treasure (Das Katzchen)

Karl Gussow 1876

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Did you notice that the bird tried to shit on the cat?

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This demonstration shows the correlation between the frequency of seismic waves and the height of buildings

I hadn't an inkling that it was that dramatic.

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I didn't know those existed either.

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Orca Fun
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Bridge Living
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There is something inherently hilarious about the phrase "Disney regrets that it has come to this."

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Hello, my name is Ralph and I'd love to do people things. I like to drink water, eat warm meals, and I enjoy the presence of humans and the noise they emit from their mouths.

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HUMAN ACTIVITIES


Remember this rescued miracle baby?

Here she is today...

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God is his copilot...

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I'm surprised he didn't offer to help retrieve it.

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Just another reason to get that child a dog.

Need more motivation? Watch this...

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And it looks like he's just wearing street shoes.

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Those must be some very special shoes.

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If that's not an award winner it ought to be.

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More anasaphilia...

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"You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker."

- monkey probably

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Did you notice that the guy lost his helmet?

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*OSIT

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The exact same thing happened to me on a rain-soaked porch. I knew I was in trouble when my feet were right in front of my face. I managed to roll a bit so I wouldn't break my back and ended up breaking three ribs.

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Wonder Woman

Yes, that used to entertain the shit out of us.

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Boy Hero

That's wonderful and all but I wonder why the security camera is pointed on the driver's lap.

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Pizza Spinner Pro
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Redneck Wrath
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Why did he need to sit in this chair?






12 comments:

Anonymous said...

^^A1^^
People seem to love dictators and despots here in Africa. It needs to be seen to be appreciated.

Anonymous said...

None as far as I'm aware but touchy/sniffy Joe and the young girls creep me the fsck out too.

Larry said...

Puzzle time, cuz he was exhausted....

Anonymous said...

^^B9^^
There was great joy when that big rocket blew up on it's test flight. That's just plain stupid and childish reveling in it.

Anonymous said...

^^C10^^
https://youtu.be/wfDE5YJCVzE

They don't seem to understand the why yet but imagine having a 30min head start on a quake/tsunami arriving, could save many lives.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle Time
He was exhausted...

David said...

A-5 -- It's our (Pro-choice) fault. We allow this disinformation to persist. My mother's friend insists that "millions" of full term babies are aborted every year, the doctor just kills them as they are born alive. I.E., all abortions are full term.

The argument has been framed as Pro-choice is really "Pro-death", but the Pro-life does not advocate removing women's reproductive rights, even though that's what winds up happening. Pro-choice starts their argument from a weaker position, by having to endure the religous condemnation of "wanting to killing babies", when that was never actually voiced or advocated.

I see the divide as whether a clump of cells has the potential for life or it is actually life.

MIKE HARRIS said...

A1; of course Mussolini was envied by the men of Italy as he was well hung...

MIKE HARRIS said...

A3; as an Englishman living in England I will state that most people would not recognise the quasi Marxist [thus lying] version of our mood described here. Everybody I know is well pleased with events.

Anonymous said...

A5 9 months is moment of birth, c section can save Mom's life. Babies born 6 or 7 months still live. Aborting at those times mean the abortionist has to physically kill the baby. Christians complain for moment of heartbeat, I guess if you're religious it means allot to you but at 5 6 7 8 9 months isn't that a different thing? Doesn't your compassion and morals kick in? -Armando

Anonymous said...

Over 20 years ago an abortionist brought to his nurse 8 month term twins and told the nurse, I forget his wording but basically saying he had gold. The babies were in a 5 gallon bucket and still moving. He drowned them with water. He was reported by the nurse and was charged with black market sales of baby body parts. It's a dark medical industry because babies are the least studied and there's value in studying them. -Armando
Also, that was in a book called " In The Name Of Science" by Andrew Goliszek

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Armando, That is an EXTREMELY rare outlier and you know it. I could give you hundreds of examples of fathers abusing their children but that doesn't mean we outlaw fatherhood. Stop with the extremes. Look at the 99% where the embryo is about the size of a grain of rice.
RH

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