*I seem to remember that he's FDR.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
After posting that T-shirt on my blog, my wife had to have one.
I love asking true believers to tell me everything they know about heaven - their ultimate reward. I just sit back and listen until it dawns on them just how silly it sounds when put into words.
*Verification Requested
The Nature of Pride
Whoever has my voodoo doll, could you suck the dick every once in a while?
Couples who call each other King and Queen have holes in their drywall.
AND AWRY WE GO
Have a little respect for the power, dude.
In my whole life, I have thrown up very few times. Even as an ill teenager, I could lay perfectly still on my back when nauseous and swallow mouthful after mouthful of saliva until it abated.
If I was one of those drunk who threw up regularly, I would have quit drinking long ago.
I would just like to thank him for doing that for us.
That's the way it is supposed to be done.
This is the way not to do it...
A little girl from Vacaville, California noticed a man following her and trying to talk to her. She used a large pickup truck to avoid him.
My 5-year-old daughter encountered a flasher in a car. I called the police and he seemed to think I had rehearsed the story with my daughter when she said she had seen the man's penis. My wife and I avoided all the cutesy names and went with their actual names.
I watched over the policeman's shoulder as he wrote his report and when it came time to describe the man's pants that he had pulled down he wrote "Sweet Pance".
Ukrainian Drone Attack
Russia - the first country ever to have its navy defeated by a country without a navy.
I'm not a former gifted student. I'm still gifted. Put me in a fourth-grade class and I'll annihilate them all like I did the first time.
It says here in this history book that the good guys won every single time. What are the odds?
HONEST WORK
I would take an alternate route.
I could imagine the scientist responsible for that telling people at a cocktail party that he's a photographer and just letting it go at that.
That motor just doesn't look big enough to do that.
Johnny Cash before going on stage at Folsom Prison,
in 1968.
Are those spikes on the wall?
He seems a tad overdressed don't you think?
Reminds me of me always having two things going at once.
For everyone working on technological advances there are others working on ways to thwart them.
Brick facing
You would think they would buy a few solid bricks so they wouldn't have to face the ones with holes.
Bridge Razing
Kitchen Work
I know it's not the same as a large commercial kitchen but when I was a short-order cook I amazed myself at how many orders I could prepare simultaneously and not get confused.
Threader
Titanic Voice
When I was a kid I thought that Olivia Newton-John was a three-person band. Olivia, Newt, and John.
A watch that gives your dentist a little shock every time you floss.
STRANGE THINGS
*I love absurdity.
And on the other end of the dick spectrum...
That's very similar to something else I posted a few weeks ago. I'm pretty sure it's an art installation.
See anything odd?
They mastered faster-than-light speeds and still use clipboards.
It's 2023 - when was the last time you used a clipboard?
But it came in a plain brown wrapper.
*Reminds me of the 2, 2, and 2s at baseball games.
I don't get it. Anybody?
How wonderful.
Amen, brother.
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Politics makes strange bedfellows...
What exactly are you looking at in the picture?
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D4: you're not going to believe this, but I used a clipboard on Wednesday and on Thursday.
Once at the dentist office. Then again at the doctor's office.
And then it went back to work to the warehouse and picked up my clipboard and kept working on Friday.
Puzzle. Time: a trampoline with ice on it.
Puzzle Time
A trampoline with a layer of water on it?
Puzzle: A trampoline with water on it making a reflective surface.
No reference. How can you vote for that corrupt, senile liar Biden? He's a real nasty piece of work. I think it's shameful that Democrats have put such a person in nominal power.
Dear Mike, Did you watch TV on Jan. 6? That was the work of the other guy.
RH
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