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This is what to expect when AI starts writing scripts...
Decades ago my old neighbor called to say she smelled smoke in her kitchen. I went over and felt the wall above a plug, which was hot. I told her to turn off all the breakers. When she returned I unscrewed the plug and peered in. That's when she turned on the kitchen lights. I just smiled and told her to call the fire department.
Another reason I put my eyeglasses in another room.
Now think about how awful he is at hiring quality people.
And one of the few who got paid.
*BTW Stormy Daniels said that Trump laid on her and she knows he weighs more than 215lbs.
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Sea lions are just seals with an extra electron.
When it's sexy time with my wife I hang a towel out my window so my neighbor knows not to call the cops again when he hears the screaming.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
*My dumbass assumed it was already illegal all over the world.
SPEAKING OF..!!!!
Chinese nuclear power plants release radioactive wastewater at levels 6.5 times higher than Fukushima Daiichi
Bullshit. I have the strongest-willed daughters on the planet and they are a joy to watch progress in the world.
I apologize for the stupid music accompanying some of the MP4s. I wish I knew how to erase the noise.
Why do we have to pick up the turds of even the smallest of dogs but you can let your cat out to shit at will - even in the sandboxes where small children play?
What Happened To The Can Do American Spirit?
Who would have ever thought that when it comes to school shootings, covid, and climate change there would be so many people who just throw up their hands and say there is nothing we can do about it.
"Our children are being slaughtered in their classrooms. Let's figure out how to stop this madness."
"Nah. Too much trouble."
There used to be a couple of memes like that posted every day. But name me one country with oil that the US still occupies.
I'm starting to think my ideal retirement home is an underground bunker.
*Why use a black font on a dark gray background for the captions?
No one is coming to save you. You are an adult. Save yourself. Don't let the haters win.
HUMAN BEHAVIOR
That reminds me of hanging out at the Red Baron Auction in Atlanta. They had whole antique rooms from European mansions and bars dismantled and put up for bid.
And Ms. Lamarr was one smart lady.
The Redneck Saga Continues...
Why wouldn't they just shoot it?
My wife and I went to the lake today and ran into
Marjorie Taylor Greene.
That is a perfume department in a Russian shopping center.
Mesoamerican ballgame: Uárukua Ch'anakua
Clay Lathe
Guess what he making.
Ceramic insulators for power poles.
Little Chef
What does this say about Asian food?
Another look at these first responders...
Part of being married is asking the other person "Where are you going?" every time they stand up.
Why is "tit" and "boob" palindromes when the real things are anything but symmetrical.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
Busy little fucker ain't it?
You people are so good at helping to explain items that I post that elude me.
I found this in a selection of redneck innovations.
Can anyone explain it to me?
Tardigrade Tax
*MNBT
Leptogenys ants self-assembling into a daisy chain to transport a millipede home…
Meat's back on the menu boys!
After all these decades of watching half of a movie that started before I was ready, I just learned that there is a command on my remote to start any listed movie from the beginning.
Do you remember this?
I did my major editing on hard copy then pumped the changes into the computer, printed out a new copy, and edited again...and again...and again. When they came out with printers that took sheets of pre-punched paper I was euphoric.
That movie was too violent for even me.
Did you know they could train a parrot to do that? I didn't.
Bouy
12 comments:
Puzzle time: 35
28 + 7
PUZZLE TIME
35
x*y+z seems to be the sequence.
2*3+1=7
4*5+3=23
6*2+5=17
7*4+7=35
Terima hasih.
A17: If you think I'm reading that lot, just for a
chuckle then you can get lost. If you can't get the joke done in a few lines then that's a HUGE waste of
Everybody's time. :)
A15: Good one, Homes!
Dear Burgervan,
I am so very sorry to have disappointed you. I will try to do better in the future.
RH
I'm only kidding, Ralph. Hahaha 😂
So you pretend the democratic party defends democracy…my ass. See what the DNC is doing to RFK jr. in the primaries. Fascists doing just what they did to your commie boy B. Sanders.
Agreeing with Burgervan; 99% of your shit is a waste of time.
Dear Burgervan,
So was I.
Dear Republican,
At least the Democrats didn't orchestrate a violent coup attempt.
Dear 99% Guy,
And yet here you are day after day after day.
RH
nope...haven't been here for weeks. Just checked back to see if you are still spewing the same bovine organic fertilizer....you are.
Dear Nope,
Yeah, right.
RH
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