Nēcippataṟkāka vāḻuṅkaḷ, nīṅkaḷ vāḻa virumpuvīrkaḷ.
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Ones Of My Very Own
*I seem to be on a string of sub-par OOMVOs. As is my habit with just about everything, I don't throw any OOMVOs away. Well, looking at some of my recent ones maybe I should.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
I'm a firm believer in that concept.
An art teacher once explained to a large group of other art teachers how her projects are designed so that the students can't get it wrong - sort of like this...
She believed in what I call "formula projects" where everyone does Step A, then B, etc. until they all look cute and very, very similar.
I think that is the opposite of what art is supposed to be. All of my projects were open-ended whereby I taught a skill - say one-point perspective - and what the student created with that new skill was completely up to them.
I have talked to countless men about religion and almost all of them tell me they go to church just to please their wives. If you are such a person then I can't really blame you - marital peace is very important. But somehow try to figure out how to break the cycle so your kids don't have to endure the same charade.
As a bartender, I've seen so many old men waste their golden years sucking down drinks on a bar stool. There are other options you know.
But more serious to me are the men publicly condemning gays and trans for polluting the young then they are arrested for possessing child pornography themselves.
That a couple of politicians stage a publicity stunt is frightening enough but what really scares the shit out of me is that so many people aren't repulsed by it.
And...
Have we lost our collective minds?
The record for the most useless letters belongs to the word "hors d'oeuvres".
People working on their beach bodies and I'm over here working on my bog body.
CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL
On the version with sound, you could hear the school children screaming for the little fish to swim faster.
Meanwhile in India...
Dog in the Cockpit
Bear With Tapeworm
*OSIT
Who cleans up all the goat poop?
When there are no little boys around...
You could wait your whole life and not get a shot like that.
For any fine dining experience I have had over the years nothing has ever matched school cafeteria fish sticks.
If your ass crack was split horizontally, it would clap when you ran downstairs.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
I have had plenty of sex in bucket seats...
But when I was still a rookie we had seats that were made for sex.
It had enough room for a threesome.
Qianchun Interchange, China
*MNBT
Soap Bubble Magic
EXEMPLARY DESIGN
This CD came with a cardboard gramophone that really works.
*OSIT
The inside of the pizza box has a tuxedo.
This backpack’s front clip has a built-in whistle.
This spatula has a little stand so it doesn’t touch the counter.
They should all have that.
Okay, not all of them are exemplary...
No helmet, no green light
Asking men how many wheels their truck has and then scoffing regardless of the answer.
All of these hardships and travails will only help take you to the next level of consciousness.
BRAHAHAHAHAHA!
UNUSUAL HUMAN BEHAVIOR
Meanwhile in India...
And then the police arrived...
Kurt Russell and Elvis
Fireworks Mishap
Why you need to be certified to operate a forklift.
Handwriting With No Hands
Movie Set Found
The Ejection
9 comments:
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That plane struck a traveling car killing a 5yr old girl.
A4; very young children take life changing drugs and actions and the parents are not allowed to know. If you think that is reasonable then you must be tolerant of child abuse.
Dear Mike,
Really? Could you cite your sources for "very young children take life-changing drugs and actions and the parents are not allowed to know"?
RH
D4: did you notice that everyone boarding that train is wearing their backpacks on their front side rather than their back side?
Dear D4 Anon,
Theft prevention?
RH
Dear Ralph, A teacher just sacked in London. I won't send you it; you've got your work cut out trying to get sympathy for trans, esp children being encouraged. We all know they are mostly mentally ill, or too young to make responsible decisions. You won't change peoples' opinion on that I assure you. They're all bonkers.
Ralph Henry said...
Dear Mike,
Really? Could you cite your sources for "very young children take life-changing drugs and actions and the parents are not allowed to know"?
RH
OK Ralph I'll give it a go...
You have on numerous occasions expressed to us your love of drugs and how proud you were of your daughters smoking weed.
Now your grandson might read your vlog years from now when you're 6ft under and go grandpa said drugs are good. Maybe the little shit will just smoke a bit of weed or maybe like a few of my friends in school that wasn't enough of a high for them and they moved on to harder stuff... Two of those friends died from heroin OD but hey what do I know about drugs besides never taking them.
Hopefully your grandson has the brains to never touch the shit.
The Anne Frank diary that was being read includes bits not included in the original. She was concentrating on these bits.
The republicans weren't burning books, just cardboard boxes.
Dear Gentle Readers,
Some commenters are very old and should be forgiven. Do not judge them too harshly.
RH
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