WORDS SPELLED CORRECTLY
I've only known two pedophiles in my life, one was a deacon and the other was an elder in the church. Both taught young people.
Words are very strange. With arbitrary grants and moans, I can implant an idea directly into someone's brain. I refuse to use this power wisely.
Really hot girls are not necessarily the best sex partners. Being beautiful is no measure of their participatory nature.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
This is not about bad things happening to people, but rather the decisions it took to put them in these situations.
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Caught illegally dumping rubbish on a worksite.
And if you asked every person in the section, "What were you thinking?", they would answer, "I wasn't".
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When I said I was open to a good debate, I met with people who have the same beliefs as I do.
Does anyone else ever get the random urge to get your life together in the middle of the night?
NORMAL ENOUGH
HUMAN BEHAVIOR
These people are just unlucky.
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I taught myself to do something similar.
I could hold a tray with a beer on it...
And twist it under my arm and back to the front without spilling the beer.
Just today I finished this OOMVO and it fits here perfectly.
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While working on OOMVOs today I realized that most of them involve naughty bits. I offer no excuses except that it's hard to make a joke about a loaf of bread...unless some guy has his dick in it.
I bet that cost extra.
Sure, why not?
He is the best guitarist the world has ever known.
I have finally reached that level of old age where I can no longer tell the difference between any song made after the 90s.
When gambling, you can win 2000% of your money, but you can only lose 100%. Do the math.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
I have a special kinship with people who give their art away.
Here I go again...
That looks very similar to that hedge that grew very close to a large house and it had rectangles cut through it in front of each window. If I ever find a photo of that hedge my days on the internet will be over
As is my habit, I will post neat costume ideas until Halloween.
Looks like Salmon's back on the menu, boys.
Minimum effort, maximum payoff.
Greek, Roman, American
Deicing a plane looks like something I would like to do.
Young people will never understand the pain and embarrassment of a group of cowboys outing you for getting your salsa from New York City.
My brother used to pee on the side of the bowl so as not to disturb our mother, but my cereal always tasted salty.
JERRY RIGGED FOR
FUN AND PROFIT
I'll see your Corvette with an added truck rear end and raise you a truck with an added Covette rear end.
To forestall dribbling.
It's to drown rats.
To take panoramic shots?
I don't get this one.
Splint for a broken toe?
3 comments:
Your obsession with hating Trump results in an unfortunate lack of perspective regarding actual policies. Did you know that this government has just given SIX BILLION dollars to Iran, providing they don't spend it on terror? Europe does the same; Trump opposes both these policies, quite correctly.
Dear Mike,
It was Iran's own frozen funds. We didn't "give" it to them we "returned" it to them. And as I understand it, it has been refrozen.
As far as my hatred for Trump, he tried to overthrow my government. I find that grounds for hatred.
And just as a matter of curiosity, if you lived in the US, would you vote for Trump?
RH
D10: You've just found my favorite job!
Raul
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