PART ONE
As a young man, I was 80% deaf in my left ear. The tester at my induction physical went nuts when I said I could "feel" the vibrations but couldn't "hear" the tone.
My TV in my office just went black. I slapped it around and IT CAME BACK ON!!! Then it went out again so I bought another one.
Their honeymoon?
And that is just the way humans learn the laws of physics. Children who are overprotected never learn them.
More Anasaphilia...
I mastered holding a book in my lap, lowering my head, and falling asleep. The slightest noise would rouse me and I never got caught.
My friend Rupert got ready to buy a new car and took me out there to see if his wife's bike fit in the back. He took me because I'm very good at such things.
That's amazing.
That, Gentle Reader, is a wrench that came with every Model T.
I sat a new principal down and told him that we had the highest test scores, the lowest number of fights, and the least complaints of any school in the district so his changing things would be counterproductive. He, of course, did not take my advice and we all hated him. He lasted one year.
PART TWO
Another image that is as old as the Internet.
*OSIT
PART THREE
Bison
Eggs
Fire
I would have already been out of there, driven home, and drinking a beer before that clip ended.
Hole Repair
Office Building
The Pig Story
Track Maintenance
4 comments:
It's your blog, and you have an absolute right to do what you want with it. However I think the last few editions are unfunny and a disaster.If you had commercial backers they would be disappearing like the snow in June.
A2: He started by Hitting his 80 inch Tv with his 42 inch Tv to get rid of the line on that and worked his way down using ever decreasing Tech till he ended up hitting his Micro SD card with a Sledge Hammer to end the cycle. XD
Dear Mike,
What exactly am I supposed to do with that information?
I have an idea - why don't you send me one, just one, really funny thing every day. I don't think you would recognize funny if it bit you in the ass.
Stay well, my friend.
RH
Mike, you remind the rest of us of that guy in the flag jacket in Ralph's very funny blog.
Hugh Mann
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