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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, November 21, 2023

TUESDAY #5445

One Of My Very Own

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PART ONE


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OUCH! And on camera.

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I would rather have worms poked in my eyes.

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I post a lot of things like that because the internet is full of things like that. I would like you to use them as cautionary tales.

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I've cooked many meals on an open fire and that one spells disaster at any moment.

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PART TWO


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And then it grew up...

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Never make a move on a woman in this position.

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PART THREE


Art Making

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Laughter

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Plane Landing

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Rescue

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Sock Boomerang

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Untrained Dogs Are Dangerous

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

^^B4^^
That's 1km north of Iwo Jima.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time, recurring nightmares.

Anonymous said...

Terrible news coming from the M1 in England this morning The motorway was closed on both sides between Coventry and Birmingham and the speed limit will be reduced for the foreseeable future to 25mph.

The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on road and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, has confirmed in their report the problem was NOT Avian Flu but rather the cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with lorrys, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Lorry!”

Anonymous said...

Walk on the Dark Side. This is one of the best, ever.

Anonymous said...

bruh that drunk and ready to politics reminds me of times id attend my college class drunker than an AA member after boozing all night

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