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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, January 8, 2024

MONDAY #5493

One Of My Very Own

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PART ONE


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I had a married friend who would fucked around A LOT. He once told me that a wife could smell the scent of a strange woman on you so what he did was to splash himself with gasoline and then tell his wife that the pump malfunctioned and he needed a shower. And it worked every single time.
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Did you notice how they moved as a group?

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Why would anybody think that a good idea?

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 I always use the exact same cup for the exact same reason.
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I wonder if attacking warrior ever practiced doing that.

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-sound on-

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PART TWO


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I liked this movie.

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PART THREE


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Barrel Roll

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Heating Food

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How Not To Load a Boat

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The Catch

Could one of you nice people explain that to me.

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Puppets

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Singer

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Smart Puppy

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The Customer

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The Mask

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Working at Sea

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/poll-shows-palestinians-back-oct-7-attack-israel-support-hamas-rises-2023-12-14/

And people say they're innocent civilians that don't support Hamas, the world has gone bonkers.

Anonymous said...

^^B1^^ Why does she have a hank of her hair in her mouth when she gets into the tube?

Puzzle: You sun of a beach

Ploddy said...

Explanation
So, the dude in black suit 1 throws chocolate up in the air for the lady to catch in her mouth. Unfortunately, she misses and it bounces off her face to the left where dude in grey suit kicks it mid air back across the table, where upon due in back suit 2 catches it in his mouth. Pandemonium breaks out at this point.
You're welcome, and keep up the great work.

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