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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, May 21, 2010

SUNDAY 5/23/10

No more MINDFUCKS...today I introduce a "CAPTION THIS" contest...if you get any good ideas, let me know and I will share them. And don't forget my blog.
http://folioolio.blogspot.com/
CAPTION THIS:
"You are the second-most competitive person I know."
"Second?!"
Research shows that dolphins lack the capacity to mock celebrities.
TRUE: Today a man told me that the same week that his wife fell and broke her hip...his dog fell and broke his hip. I mean...DAMN!
If you cut an apple in half and look at the edge of the peel, that is comparatively about the thickness of the earth's crust...have a nice day.
Nazis and kittens...go figure...
...just another reason to hate both of them.
My "baby voice" isn't much different from my "pet voice". The cat is confused because he thinks I'm always talking to him, but on the plus side, I've got the baby shitting in a sandbox in the basement.
They shouldn't even think about that sensitivity award this year...
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
First, four images that are burned into the memory of every Vietnam Era person...
...and one you might have missed...
Two very interesting news reports about our Southern Border
Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.
CANADA - Leading the world in being just north of the USA since 1763.
One of my very own...
And lastly, a little GUY PART PUN....
HIGHLIGHT BETWEEN BRACKETS BELOW FOR PUN:
[ NICE RACK....( MOAN NOW ) ]
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