CAPTION THIS:
THE BEST I CAN COME UP WITH"
[ I SEE YOU MASTURBATING...THEREFORE YOU WILL BURN IN HELL...FOREVER!!!! ]
"One of us is thinking about sex....okay, now two of us."
( It's called irony, folks )
Why women ALWAYS take charge of the flowers...ALWAYS!
I will never laminate dog food again.
( Shit you don't see everyday )
Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out.
Forget this and attaining enlightenment will be the least of your problems.
Unresolved sexual tensions are not healthy. But very funny.
( Believe it or not, I wrote a whole book about double-yoke eggs )
She-goatse?
"Hold on a minute, honey, don't hang up, I just need to see what this policeman thinks is so important."
Look up AWESOME and this will be the accompanying photo...
All continents end in the letter they start with.... Coincidence?
I think not.
I've fallen asleep on the toilet before.
Please don't laugh...most of you eat a cracker and pretend it's flesh...and many of you drink grape juice and pretend it's wine pretending to be blood....I mean.....Seriously...
No religion has a monopoly on weirdness.
Osama Bin Laden has released a new audiotape...AN AUDIOTAPE?!?
Can anyone even play these anymore? I mean, couldn't he put it on a CD or something?
Poking a dead raccoon is not research.
One of my very own...
And lastly, the GUY PART....
The law bans smoking in restaurants...
Look how many cigarettes are in the ashtray?
...the ashtray, the ashtray...FOCUS!!!
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