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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

THURSDAY

MINDFUCK
HIGHLIGHT BETWEEN BRACKETS BELOW FOR ANSWER:
[ THE GUY IN THE UPPER RIGHT IS THAT IRAQI SPOKESMAN DURING GULF WAR I ]
Meet Cal Lane. She is an artist.
She filigrees metal objects. (you might want to click on the image below to enlarge)
Those on the bottom right are 55 gallon drums.
TRUE: Today I heard a girl say, "My boyfriend wants to get a tattoo of the Mudflap Girl." (think of all those trucks with the metallic image)
Isn't he cute...

"Humans are the only animals who are working hard to make themselves obsolete."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

"Let's make better mistakes tomorrow."

And I mean that with all my heart.

"I'm so fucking happy I could shit rainbows."

DEBBIE ON TV...she dances in the final reel...honest!

http://www.midlandsconnect.com/news/story.aspx?id=458324&sms_ss=facebook

A Baltimore condo complex wants to use dog DNA to track whose dog shit on the park...can you imagine this guy's job description?
TRUE: A friend of mine ran into an old friend of his named Bubba, and after a little small talk he confessed that he had never actually known the man's given name. To which Bubba replied, "Junior."

"You are on a rock floating through space. Don't try to make too much out of that."

One of my very own...
New Ray Stevens tune concerning immigration http://budurl.com/cometotheusa
And lastly the GUY PART...
THIS SHIT IS TRUE!!!
One of the women selling their wares...
AND THE MENU....
WHAT THE FUCK IS A BOB COCK AND WHY DOES IT COST EXTRA????

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