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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

A TRUE OLIO

Bill Clinton and Mick Jagger sitting together watching the World Cup? What exactly do you think these two men have to talk about? When the USA scored they stood and bumped hips...I mean...DAMN!
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Always be yourself...unless you're an asshole, of course, then be somebody else.
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Found myself making my haptic way to the bathroom last night. We are out of night lights AGAIN. I think it would have been cheaper just to have purchased two pair of expensive night vision goggles to start with.
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Dear sir,
Our annual dick sucking contest is scheduled for Friday. They are asking that you and your mother not participate this year so somebody else has a chance at winning.
Thank you.
(my friend, Mel, will use that, I assure you)
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I would like to apologize to any of my new readers whom I have not insulted yet. If you will kindly send me something that you hold dear, then I will do my best to find a way to piss you off, too. Let me demonstrate what I mean with a few examples...
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I have seen the future and it is fat...
"Your mom looks a little pissed that they ran out of fried chicken."
"That's my wife, Michelle."
"Sorry, old boy...but damn."
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"SEXUAL HARASSMENT CORNBRATOR"....WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! (wry?!?!)
(is that two guys pictured on the package?!? Of course, there's nothing wrong with that as long as they are happily "wried". )
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(notice the erection under the blanket)
(every male in the world spent the whole movie trying to catch a glimpse of that blue bitch's nipple, so I can understand Papa Smurf's pain)
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(if you don't know why that's funny, you really ought to spend MORE time on the internet.)
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Ghana just knocked the USA out of a World Cup...AGAIN. Did you know that Ghana's official language is English and they are a Constitutional Democracy? And they are 70% Christian. Here is Ghana's first family.
Cute. But they beat us, so, of course, I loathe every yak fucking one of them.
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But the most powerful image of the 2010 World Cup...the one burned forever into my memory, is....
That, my friends, is someone who REEEEEEEALLY gets excited about soccer.
(and look at his little toes all curled up...so very typical of South Americans at times like these...or at least that's what I've been told)
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hey that last picture is Maradona...the coach of Argentina and one of the greatest players of the game. Bruce

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