Christians eagerly look forward to an expected future event which they call the Rapture. When the expected moment comes, Jesus will suddenly appear in the clouds and miraculously draw all true Christians up to him, then take them to heaven. Non-Christians and insincere believers will be left behind on the earth, where they will have to go through a period of terrible suffering called the Tribulation. During the Rapture all of the saved people will be pulled up to Jesus at exactly the same moment, thereby vanishing instantly from the face of the earth. At the same time all dead people who lived truely-good Christian lives will be resurrected and also pulled up. During this process, the bodies of all of the chosen will be transformed into an imperishable perfect state, and their minds will be freed from any propensity to do sinful things or even have sinful thoughts.

(WOW! That's unbelievable...No, I mean it...it's unbelievable.)

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I hope you enjoy these next vespertine acquired bijou images that dropped with a rataplan pulse out of the ether...straight to my computer.

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(I did and it was, sadly, The Caine Mutiny)

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Okay, I admit it, I'm an oaf, but my friend, Ismael, taught me everything I know about humor.

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT, YA'LL!!!!

THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!

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I may be the ONLY one, but I found this image humorous... ________________________________________

Yes...YES, YES, YES!!!! When I hit the lottery, I want a gate just like this one!!!! ________________________________________

Take a minute on this next one. It is beautiful. ________________________________________

For Scott....................... ________________________________________

This next one reminds me of the time the queen of England came to America and went to visit the "common people". One, of which, was an old black woman who had been given instructions no to speak to the queen unless she was spoken to, and never to touch her. This noble American walked right up to the queen and gave her a big hug as soon as she walked in the room. That, ladies and gentlemen, is a true American. _______________________________________

Is nothing sacred?......................................................no. ________________________________________

Very well done this.... ________________________________________

I would have loved to have meet this guy... ...a lot of people say I look like him....

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So, "Sit on your ass in front of a computer boy", how stressful was your job today? ________________________________________

One of my very own...

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