"Listen, Luke, deny the whole time. If he's not your father, then you can keep doing your sister."

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This bench has a coin box in the front. You pay and the spikes sink. I mean, how bad do you need to sit down? Well, back when my wife was trying to kill me through exhaustion, I would have shoved my first born through the slot...

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"If guns are outlawed, only outlaws' children will accidently shoot themselves."

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In my opinion, some of the cleverest people out there design T-shirts... ______________________________________________

Know who this is?

Rachel Maddow ______________________________________________

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You just can't make this shit up....

"LEFTY"!!!!!!

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"Lost all his crops!!!!" JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!

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This man is carving a small tree with limbs out of a huuuuuge tree without limbs...

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Speaking of art...If you don't know why this next one is funny...it's okay...it really is...

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This is an overlay of the historic meandering of the Mississippi River...

(this is worth clicking on to enlarge)

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A key that IS a key ring....BRILLIANT!!! I mean it...that's a great idea. ________________________________________________

This whole concept blows me away...no pun intended...

One of my very own... And now, the one of my very own that is very funny...

(thanks Diane Ford)

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