HUMAN SEXUALITY AND IT'S AFTERMATH
Water sports..............................................................GO TEAM!!
I have a friend who was a long-term substitute in some very rough schools. Once she was given a class on Reproduction and told the principal that the wasn't qualified. He said that she was the only teacher available. She was pregnant at the time, so she brought in a stethoscope and one by one let the students listen to the heartbeat. As her stomach grew she would let them feel the baby kick. Then when she went to the hospital to have the baby, every single one of those children showed up to wish her well and see "their" baby. Now the baby has grown up and is a federal prosecutor and when he walks down the street grown men and women will greet him like family, telling the story of how they knew him before he was even born.
(I like that story)
NOTE: very rough schools is code for all black
Doggie Heaven........this is what it looks like......
Wouldn't this be just fucking awesome...pun intended...
That last image reminds me of Big Bertha. I was talked into sharing her bed when I got very drunk in a bar in Germany. Before I even opened my eyes the next morning I knew where I was and what I must do...mainly get the hell out of there without waking her up. But I was on the wall side of the bed, so ever so slowly I managed to get a hand and a foot on each side of her body straddling her mammoth body without touching her. Then in one Herculean move a got to the floor, grabbed my clothes and dressed as I headed down the stairs. She lived above the bar, so when I alit on the sidewalk, everybody KNEW where I had been and what I had done. It was Sunday morning and the sidewalks were packed with people going to church. When they caught sight of me they all moved across the street.
I can't get enough of images like this...imagine what it would be like to send your wife or husband off to a hostile place on the other side of the world, then wake up every day dreading that you will get word of death or injury. Damn, ya'll.
The old axiom that the dad needs to hang around to be a roll model has it's limits...
If you don't understand this I can guarantee you that you haven't had children...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I'm just sick and tired of my government telling me what I can and can't do. I want them to leave my stem cells, my wife's womb, what I grow in my backyard, what I smoke, who I marry, sex with prostitutes, etc, etc, ALONE!
Speaking of such, this is an old cartoon from the old Soviet Union. It has to do with the relationship between the government and the citizenry, which was the last topic above.
If the religious right ever takes control of America, this is what you could expect...
Oh, the good old days....
One of my very own...and Jim's....
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It's hard to flirt with a girl in a drugstore who is buying a pregnancy test.
I have a friend who was a long-term substitute in some very rough schools. Once she was given a class on Reproduction and told the principal that the wasn't qualified. He said that she was the only teacher available. She was pregnant at the time, so she brought in a stethoscope and one by one let the students listen to the heartbeat. As her stomach grew she would let them feel the baby kick. Then when she went to the hospital to have the baby, every single one of those children showed up to wish her well and see "their" baby. Now the baby has grown up and is a federal prosecutor and when he walks down the street grown men and women will greet him like family, telling the story of how they knew him before he was even born.
(I like that story)
NOTE: very rough schools is code for all black
Doggie Heaven........this is what it looks like......
Wouldn't this be just fucking awesome...pun intended...
I can't get enough of images like this...imagine what it would be like to send your wife or husband off to a hostile place on the other side of the world, then wake up every day dreading that you will get word of death or injury. Damn, ya'll.
The old axiom that the dad needs to hang around to be a roll model has it's limits...
If you don't understand this I can guarantee you that you haven't had children...
IF it is true that the mosque near Ground Zero is to promote tolerance; I think that a gay nightclub should be opened next door to the mosque. Two names suggested are..."Turban Cowboy" or "You Mecca Me Hot". On the other side they should open a butcher shop that only
sells Pork. And across the street a store that sells and displays bikinis or ladies lingerie featuring Live Nude Models. Aren't we all for promoting tolerance?
sells Pork. And across the street a store that sells and displays bikinis or ladies lingerie featuring Live Nude Models. Aren't we all for promoting tolerance?
I'm just sick and tired of my government telling me what I can and can't do. I want them to leave my stem cells, my wife's womb, what I grow in my backyard, what I smoke, who I marry, sex with prostitutes, etc, etc, ALONE!
Speaking of such, this is an old cartoon from the old Soviet Union. It has to do with the relationship between the government and the citizenry, which was the last topic above.
If the religious right ever takes control of America, this is what you could expect...
Oh, the good old days....
One of my very own...and Jim's....
1 comment:
Seriously, R, the strip club, pork market, etc across from the mosque in NYC should absolutely be founded. What are they going to say? "That's inappropriate"? Just sayin.
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