He was not a golfer, as the email stated, he was snorkeling in Berkeley County.
This was written on the wall of a bathroom stall....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
"Oh, good morning, ladies."
(he was reanimated...get it?)
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Perry Watkins, an inventor from Buckinghamshire, England, has set a world record for the fastest piece of furniture after driving his dining table down a racetrack at more than 113mph. The 47-year-old piloted the Queen Anne table, set for a silver service dinner, twice down a track at Santa Pod, Nottinghamshire, last weekend. The table, named 'Fast Food,' reached a top speed of 130mph and averaged 113.8mph, comfortably eclipsing the 92mph set by a sofa in 2007.
(...set by a sofa in 2007....HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!)
Shadow Hawk makes Super Terrain Vehicles that look awesome. The boldly styled vehicles use impressive power-to-weight ratios, 46 inches of wheel travel, active suspension, and caster and camber control systems to challenge the sports cars of today and dominate off road environments.
(ps: if your husband is impotent, just show him this....instant hard-on)
That is a policeman inside the red circle...
If there were a hell, then including this next one would surely send me to it...
There is a joke here somewhere...
Looting....feeding New Orleans since 2003...
One of my very own...
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