This widow of a fallen warrior just wanted to sleep next to him one last time, listening to music on their laptop.

Have a nice day.

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Now back to our regularly scheduled lunacy and

HUMAN FACES

This artist paints and photographs lips...my verdict is still out, but some are rather provocative...

Another from my friend the "wall scratch" artist...

Whenever something important happens to me, I wait two weeks to tell anyone because I like to use the word "fortnight".

This fool is more famous than I am and that just ain't fair...

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it....

...do the other trees make fun of it?

This is a real artist's rendition of a bank robber...

Take one look at those faces and you KNOW they will kill you graveyard dead...

I had no idea how the light traveled in this device...

A summary of jewish holidays:

They tried to kill us. We won. Let's eat.

Yes, that is his car and yes, that is a train...

The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.

"I can't talk now, I'm too busy being orange."

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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.

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WRATH

Inevitable when you go about denying yourself the other six

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GLUTTONY

You are not a heavy sinner

I wrote a novel about Scientology...well, I didn't call it Scientology or they would have sued me.  They sue ANYBODY who says anything they don't like.  It has got to be the weirdest bullshit you can image.  They are also very cruel.

When I was in the military I lost my dog tags and had to get a new set.  When the guy asked me what religion I was, I said, "Hedonist", and that was what was on my dog tags.

I will say it again, do you know how stupid you sound when you call someone both a Fascist AND a Socialist?  Then first you berate him for going to Rev. Wright's Baptist Church for 20 years, then you accuse him of being a Muslim.  Next you are going to tell me he's a black man.

But to become rich in America, all you have to do is tell the dumbest people in the country exactly what they want to believe....and tell them loud....and cry every once in a while.

Stupidity should be painful.

I have no comment to add to this image...I just found it interesting...especially the little man with the little dog...

I want to be a headline writer in my next life...

One of my very own....

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