A REAL SMORGASBORD SURE TO PLEASE THE MOST DISCERNING TASTE...AT LEAST ONCE
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Went to the doctor today for my annual physical. I got all smiley faces, which so astounded my doctor that he called all the other doctors into the room, showed them the charts, pointed to me and said, "Can you believe this shit?" I took it as a compliment....I mean, what else could I have taken it as?*****
TRUE: USA Today, Wed., Nov. 17, 2010, page B1Gates Foundation gives $500M to poor
The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation announced a $500 million pledge Tuesday to support projects encouraging poor people around the world to save money.
(THAT'S FUCKING TRUE!!!)
(THAT'S FUCKING TRUE!!!)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Yes, this is a flock of flamingoes in the shape of a......flamingo...kind of...
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If Jesus was the only son of god and we're all god's children, then are we all just a bunch of girls?
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This is well worth the read...
I drank a beer in honor of this son of a bitch tonight.
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Nitrous oxide was discovered in 1772, but for decades the gas was considered nothing more than a party toy.
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All I can say is, this big motherfucker had to be outgunned...
How fucking retarded do you have to be to ride on a bus this short?
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I was at a football party at the American Legion the other day. One of the guys loaded up his plate with 'pigs in a blanket', then pealed off the dough and popped the wieners in his mouth like peanuts. After he finished he passed around the bowl and asked if anyone wanted the biscuit leftovers.
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This is an image from Hubble of a spiral galaxy taken edge on...
"How was your day, honey? Do anything interesting?"
Did Michelangelo include a Brain Stem in the Sistine Chapel?
Take the time to figure out this next one. The bird image below was taken the same way.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Oh, look, somebody is capturing Doucebags, tagging them, and releasing them back into their environment. This one looks like he would stand in line to fuck his own mother.
Yeah, it took me a minute too...
This artist stops girls on the street, gives them a piece of paper with a Y on it and asks them to draw their squeeze box.
I should have thought of that!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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TRUE: A Monarch Butterfly was born in captivity, released 2,000 miles from where it was born, then made it's way thousands of miles south to the exact same spot in Mexico that EVERY Monarch Butterfly returns to every year.
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This woman HAS GOT to be naked...
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My wife told me that when she gets patted down at the airport, she pretends it me....how sweet.
WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE SLUTS, BUT PROBABLY AREN'T...
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Yes, this is a flock of flamingoes in the shape of a......flamingo...kind of...
If Jesus was the only son of god and we're all god's children, then are we all just a bunch of girls?
*****
This is well worth the read...
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Nitrous oxide was discovered in 1772, but for decades the gas was considered nothing more than a party toy.
*****
All I can say is, this big motherfucker had to be outgunned...
How fucking retarded do you have to be to ride on a bus this short?
I was at a football party at the American Legion the other day. One of the guys loaded up his plate with 'pigs in a blanket', then pealed off the dough and popped the wieners in his mouth like peanuts. After he finished he passed around the bowl and asked if anyone wanted the biscuit leftovers.
*****
This is an image from Hubble of a spiral galaxy taken edge on...
"How was your day, honey? Do anything interesting?"
Did Michelangelo include a Brain Stem in the Sistine Chapel?
Take the time to figure out this next one. The bird image below was taken the same way.
*****
Oh, look, somebody is capturing Doucebags, tagging them, and releasing them back into their environment. This one looks like he would stand in line to fuck his own mother.
Yeah, it took me a minute too...
This artist stops girls on the street, gives them a piece of paper with a Y on it and asks them to draw their squeeze box.
*****
TRUE: A Monarch Butterfly was born in captivity, released 2,000 miles from where it was born, then made it's way thousands of miles south to the exact same spot in Mexico that EVERY Monarch Butterfly returns to every year.
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This woman HAS GOT to be naked...
My wife told me that when she gets patted down at the airport, she pretends it me....how sweet.
One of my very own...
WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE SLUTS, BUT PROBABLY AREN'T...
Not too large but probably firm as a Pharaoh.
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2 comments:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU7fhIO7DG0
I would imagine by now you have come across this. if not it is well worth the time. I actually went to a speech he had here at Alabama, and hes just like he in that commercial right there as he is in real life. A good laugh.
A good post today, Ralph Henry. But I couldn't help but remember this Bush ad spoof by Will Ferrell when I saw The Boy's link to Dale Peterson holding that rifle on the fence near the horse -- too funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkqrI3IibYI&feature=related
By the way, I didn't get the match hopscotch cartoon....I feel so stupid....
-L
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