A PROSOPOGRAPHY OF AMERICA'S EXCEPTIONALISM

I think that Americans are different than other people.

Sure, we have many people with weird-ass names and we may be lazy.

It seems that half of us are fat and the other half do things like pay to workout in a gym, then buy a riding lawnmower.

Americans love to make fun of foreigners...

But we love to make fun of our own powerful people even more.

We like guns; always have, always will.

We are a very innovative people.

But remember this, Apple began in a garage by a couple of buddies.

Single Americans came up with Facebook and Microsoft, not giant corporations.

A druggist is Atlanta invented Coca Cola.

KFC was created by one man who knew how to fry chicken.

Our movies sell all over the world.

Our pop music is everywhere.

NASA.

America's attraction to all things holy confuses me...

But the rest of us have a wonderful time making fun of them...

(it's a costume)

If this person were an American, he would found a church based on this object...yeah, we are that obsessed with worshipping things....anything.

We have the most awesome military the world has ever known...

And we don't mind using it...

Look at the shape of that burn carefully. An ejected cartridge got wedged between his helmet and his flesh.

But most of all I think Americans are the funniest people in the world.

The average American is capable of some hilarious stuff.
Read the list.

I don't know a people on earth who would do this, other than an American.

We like to curse. If you think about it a minute I am sure you can figure out what word this young woman is about to utter.

WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE SLUTS, BUT PROBABLY AREN'T...

In America, looking at pictures of naked women is the national pastime.

Two of my very own...

Americans adopt more needy children from overseas than any other country.

About the worst part of America are the real rich people who seem the have an unquenchable thirst for more money. They will do anything to acquire it and anything to keep it.

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