FOLIO OLIO

SHIT HAPPENS

These are images from Google Street Maps that you don't see every day...

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SHIT HAPPENS, CON'T...

This I thought was shopped, but then I found the facts. It's a Super Cell...and it is fucking awesome...

Speaking of the sky....

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Can you imagine calling in your claim to your insurance company with this?

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Yes, those are bodies.

Write this down: If the surf goes out unexpectedly...

RUN UP HILL!

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PEOPLE DOING THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND

Why?

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Welcome to America, ya'll...

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Yes, it's a calendar of beefy gravediggers....I mean....DAMN!

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Please, please, tell me this is photoshopped...

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There is just too much wrong with this photo to discuss.

I just want to know who the fuck took the picture.

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In Tajikistan the unibrow is considered beautiful. That's why there are no brides for sale from Tajikistan.

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This is the real mugshot of a woman arrested for....are you ready... bigamy!

She was married to three men at one time. All I can say is, she must have no gag reflex whatsoever.

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John the Baptist, the man who baptized Jesus, ate only bugs and honey.

Makes sense to me.

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I had the extreme displeasure of finding myself in the midst of my family surrounding my dying mother's body. My sister suggested that we all smile for a photo, since the dearly departed would soon be with Jesus....I found it the most repulsive thing I had ever been asked to do.

During the ordeal leading up to, during and after my mother's death, I was driven just a little bit insane...something from which I have still not fully recovered. And by the way, I didn't smile.

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If you are not a father, then you have not idea...

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See what you are missing on TV?

Would somebody please explain this to me...

No comment.

This is another of the series of photos of professional dancers sent out onto the street to do their thing. I find it delightful.

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SOMETHING YOU MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT ME

I came across this image the other day and it looks just like a really good mural I did one time.

I was commissioned by a movie theater to do something to advertise their business in another part of the mall on a boarded up store on another level. I designed a hole in the plywood big enough for a TV on which they had tapes of previews for the movies being shown. Below I drew cars as if it were a drive-in, like in the old days. And I did the whole forty-foot mural in pencil. I liked it very much, but like most of the last 200 or so murals I created, I didn't document it...back then I was just too damn busy.

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One of my very own...