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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Monday, January 3, 2011

AWESOME PICTURES OF PEOPLE
OR
PICTURES OF AWESOME PEOPLE
YOU DECIDE




I wonder if this guy is playing Innuendo from the album of the same name?
(that's by Queen by the way...Queen.....get it?)

For RR...

This took too much planning NOT to have a logical explanation...

Speaking of assholes...

Yes, this man paints portraits with his dick....
 HIS DICK!
Question: Where else on the entire internet are you going to find anything close to the awesomeness of this motherfucker? I mean, damn, ya'll.....HE PAINTS PICTURES WITH HIS FUCKING DICK!!!!!
(tell your friends where you found this)
(WHEN I SHOWED THIS TO MY WIFE, SHE PUT HER HAND OVER HER MOUTH AGHAST....I TOOK IT AS A POSITIVE SIGN )

( do we call that ART DICKO? )
(thanks kent)

Speaking of dicks...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

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AWESOME THINGS

Houseboats that don't suck...

Toy dog that shits, then you clean it up...BRILLIANT!

Many of you younger readers probably have never had a sink configuration like this. Believe me when I say it's a pain in the ass, what with you almost always wanting lukewarm water. But this guy (for free) solved the problem.

An astronaut knocked a finder off the rover. When he talked about it years later he laughed that there was only one rock within a hundred miles large enough to do damage and he managed to find it. And, yes, it was fixed with duct tape.

Many times artists say things to me like, "I painted a Torrance family portrait".
Then they show it to me.
I like to retort, "No, you tried to paint a Torrance family portrait".

This is a plate for pizza.
(I should have thought of that)

Guess what these cars have in common.

They are mostly made of wood.

Back when money was fun...

Speaking of such...
This is the picture on Chinese money...

Those zany engravers.

Anybody know if this is true or not?
If not, it ought to be.

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SOMETHING ABOUT ME YOU DIDN'T KNOW
I got my first job when I was 12 years old. I took some of my earnings to buy everyone in my family a Christmas present for the first time. I got my older sister a cheap plastic comb that looked very much like this one. She kept it in her purse until she was 50 years old. That was the year a thug came up behind her in the parking lot at a mall, hit her in the spine knocking her to her knees, then stole her purse. When she told me about the incident years later she cried, telling me that that comb was one of her most cherished possessions.
The thug got a few, very few, dollars, but it left my sister with back pain she felt every fucking day of her life..........Have a nice day.

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YOUR MONDAY CARTOONS


 ( I just stumbled across this guy's website and like his stuff very much)

One of my very own...

WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE SLUTS,
BUT PROBABLY AREN'T...
"Where to, Miss?"

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A late entry...
Here is why my beloved Green Bay Packers beat our hated Chicago Bears in...........
THE MOST IMPORTANT GAME OF THE YEAR...
Yes, that's me, and yes, that's my very own vintage Bart Starr jersey....he was my next door neighbor one time. 
Therefore, your argument is invalid.
(ps: if you don't know who Bart Starr is, then get off my fucking blog, you don't belong)
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I bet that artist's paintings are.....
HARD TO COME BY.

Anonymous said...

as far as the coins with sex scenes...I wonder if they have a coin worth LXIX. Get it? hahahahaha!
your favorite nephew

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